Andrew Wright

Inexcusable.

How can you play a character for years and not get it? I guess he’s a better actor than we all thought he was.

In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.

Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?

Kemi has descended into uncharted waters of stupidity:

17 years of raising kiddies and now have to figure out what to do with the rest of my life 👌🫠🫣😵‍💫

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

1. He’s a nonce. 2. He’s a very big nonce. 3. Can actually sweat when noncing.

Don’t we all fnar fnar etc.

A few days notice and enough wriggle room if I don’t wanna go is all I ask.

I long for the day when I can wake up and not read or hear “Trump says…”

Lifelong labour supporter, but my
goodness Starmer has the fence wedged right up his jacksie.

Today is played Buzz on the PS2. That was an experience. A quiz from mid-2000s…

US House speaker shuts down chamber to block Epstein vote The decision to bring forward the summer recess means Republican leaders can delay a politically fraught vote on the disclosures.

Why would they do this if there was nothing to hide?

US House speaker shuts down chamber to block Epstein vote www.bbc.com/news/article...

UN warns Israeli offensive collapsing Gaza's last lifelines as Lammy tells BBC he's 'sickened' by scenes The World Health Organization says Israel's ground offensive has compromised its efforts to continue working, after its facilities were attacked.

Imagine being sickened and outraged by this ages ago when everyone else was: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...

I’m in the market for something ear-piercing, like a screech or a shriek, anything like that…

Bob Geldof asked me for change at a vending machine. Not in a tramp kind of way.

I once had to deliver some tv equipment to a shoot which was happening in Leicester sq and when I arrived a hatch in the floor opened up and Ian McKellen emerged. I like to think he does this wherever he goes.

Fair play.

I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.

Ah-hee-ya-heeee…

It's not a heatwave, it's our weather. OH GOOD.

Tell ya what: Debenhams don’t half sell a lot of Nightmare on Elm St-related blankets.

Economic genius Donald Trump explains how he comes up with tariff rates

Shania Twain: Let’s go girls!
Me:

A12 widening scheme cancelation called 'a disgrace' People across Essex are reacting to the cancellation of the £1.2b scheme.

Haw haw: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

As someone who lives very close to where this work would have happened I am so utterly happy that a) it’s not happening b) my (and neighbouring) village won’t be affected and c) Priti’s nose has been put out of joint.

The story of E.C.: