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@schmeev.bsky.social

Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising.

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Latest posts by schmeev.bsky.social on Bluesky

air shakur: "being a cuckold is-"
gold ship: (with a woman in her arms) "air, shut up and get the fuck out. i'm gonna fuck your mare now"

air shakur: "being a cuckold is-" gold ship: (with a woman in her arms) "air, shut up and get the fuck out. i'm gonna fuck your mare now"

also known for monopolizing mares because they dont want any other stallions lol

07.08.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

uma musume hentai arc covering their stud records

07.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bless joanna angel

05.08.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it did good shit! and also some less good shit. but overall i liked it with the good shit it did!

01.08.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

buy the hell out of this. my vinyl came in last weekend and i just got to spin it yesterday. it rips and jer is a sweetheart

01.08.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its spooky when you see another samus with all these powers she doesnt have anymore, AND ones samus never had, like walking

01.08.2025 06:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they did solomons key?? damn tecmo. good stuff. plus doa and deception, which i only recently learned about and started playing. they dropped some weird cool games

31.07.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

came up with the name Yucky's Slop Wagon, think it would be a good food truck

29.07.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he should be "put in" time out

29.07.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jolene but shes a carjacker

"Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my van"

27.07.2025 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i promise its not karen behavior to ask that you dont pay more than you owe to the business that, as you pointed out, will not pay them any extra for doing so

26.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

must be the first time ever a conservative has believed they have the divine right to the things they otherwise consider mortal sins punishable by death

25.07.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

force-femme scabs

25.07.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"but will taking the correct stance immediately solve the issue?"

smacks of hillarys "but will helping people economically solve racism??"

placing inaction or even active harm over actually doing something

25.07.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"we're a BUSINESS, its time to put the toys away"
-toy company

25.07.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

international waters is where it gets real crazy

25.07.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rumble roses xx is a very good wrestling game and ill die on that hill

i was sad to discover fire pro really is pretty lackluster, for all the customization and all, the wrestling itself feels really hollow, the moves have no pop

25.07.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crystalis

25.07.2025 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he doesnt have to go alone, it can be a domino effect with all his...orbiters? i dont think i can say friends

25.07.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im completely different because i use a chopped up boiled hot dog and the beans are in a bowl

25.07.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey yo ๐Ÿ˜Ž

25.07.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god, halford taking his time to be like "no the way i exhale at the end of a word isnt some magic spell to brainwash kids, its how i sing" is iconic but id rather he didnt have to waste his time on it. in a shocking twist, our brains dont process things in reverse!

24.07.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
miniature dakimakuras with big boss, link, and sidon

miniature dakimakuras with big boss, link, and sidon

nothing feels real except these miniature dakis

23.07.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a certain valentines day flash game may or may not have said that

23.07.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he handles these freaks well, but all the seals clapping for "yeah im a fascist and a nazi who wants a theocracy" were clearly not who his points were tailored to. they had no debate because they didnt agree on a foundational premise. it winds up being platforming of ghouls who SHOULD [redacted]

22.07.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jubilee needs dragged for their bait and switch bullshit. petersons appearance was one thing, he will never take a stance so their atheist vs christian thing was doomed with him regardless, but mehdi was clearly expecting a debate with more traditional racist republicans, not fucking hitler youth

22.07.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi! just doing another check on this, i sent an email but havent heard back

21.07.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Existential Dread Aldi's Brand Crunch Berries is making a move on the outside, he's neck and neck with Short Attention Span Walmart Roast Chicken, Existential Dread Aldi's Brand Crunch Berries is pulling away, HERE COMES AGGRESSION ELMER'S GLUE, AGGRESSION ELMER'S GLUE TAKES THE LEAD, AGGRESSION EL-

21.07.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
rob
@OkButStill
Jordan Peterson: When a ghost says, "boo!" it is BEYOND alarming, obviously. But the word "boo" not only frightens, it is a condemnation.
Joe Rogan: The ghost is scaring you, but he's also, like booing you.
Peterson (tearing up): Well there you have it. That's exactly correct.

rob @OkButStill Jordan Peterson: When a ghost says, "boo!" it is BEYOND alarming, obviously. But the word "boo" not only frightens, it is a condemnation. Joe Rogan: The ghost is scaring you, but he's also, like booing you. Peterson (tearing up): Well there you have it. That's exactly correct.

01.03.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3501    ๐Ÿ” 487    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

really thought she was gonna bring up the reagan quote i really respect him for, in which he expressed his desire to be filled with horse cock

20.07.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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