Schmeev

Schmeev

@schmeev.bsky.social

Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising.

120 Followers 186 Following 818 Posts Joined Nov 2024
4 hours ago
"Only the Holy Spirit can impregnate women without physical contact."

why must i be reminded of zak bagans and his book which i read with my book club

i had to endure chapter after chapter of him claiming to be an empath

also the story of a woman who accused him of impregnating her daughter through astral projection and his brilliant defense

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1 day ago

i'm a grghhl rights activist

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2 days ago
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Curl YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic

usually its sung

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2 days ago
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your patronage was greatly appreciated

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3 days ago
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3 days ago

soft place to practice suplex

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4 days ago
brian quest 64 with text:
"hey man i heard youve been having a hard time and i wanna say not just that im rooting for you but also that its ok if life is making it hard to silly post and you gotta take some time for yourself because your health is important including your brain health and we're happy to help shoulder the burden of silly posting while you pick yourself back up you are valued and we will be here when you quest once more



BOTTOM TEXT"

sorry brian, sending good vibes (i just consider you brian, at least A brian if not THE brian, hope thats ok)

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5 days ago

granted with racing i know car designs and tuning and shit is different, having to rework the whole thing because youre not allowed to do something is a big deal, but thats where running it by the governing body comes in

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5 days ago

its where the value of things like the nfl's "unfair act" rule comes in. you cant cover every possible thing in a rulebook, you gotta call some things as you see em. is there a rule that your stadium cant have big fans you can switch off and on to help your team? no, but come the fuck on

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6 days ago

LIFELINE SHRINE

LIFESHRINE

SHRIFELINE

THIS IS WHAT THE DURAN DURAN SONG WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT

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6 days ago

please tell me whyyyyyyyy
my car is in the front yaaaaard
and i
woke up with new pants oooooon

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this reminds me of the spiderman cartoon maker premade sequences, thats so cool!

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1 week ago
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a bowl of yellow soup with a cartoon character on top Alt: soup bath
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1 week ago

The submission deadline for @farawaytimes.bsky.social's Cookie Cutter RM2K3 Jam has closed, meaning I can finally announce...

DUNGEONFEST!

A two-day streaming event where I'll play as many entries as I can from the FIFTY-SEVEN submissions!

SAT 7TH 12:00 GMT
SUN 8TH 12:00 GMT

twitch.tv/jdubdotexe

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1 week ago

this is why men are so confused about women picking the bear

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1 week ago

damn. those rats certainly are relentless, one might say

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1 week ago
Back in my day we didn't have netflix and chill all we had was banquet pot pies and anal
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2 weeks ago
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Very Pittsburgh graffiti I saw

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1 week ago

all i see is people talking about this new resident evil, when we should be talking about how to deal with PRESIDENT evil

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1 week ago

they released a patch for that, i think

the nose, i mean. moving right youre on your own

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1 week ago

looking up stock photos of 50s women and forgetting the term "public domain"

"free use housewife"

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2 weeks ago

i feel like the bottom of the deck is kinda intended to be the ultimate banishment zone so they dont wanna do that. theres gotta be SOMETHING the players cant control

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2 weeks ago

doo wop was the first vibe i got but the rhythm she sang is like (bad jazz brain incoming) maybe a big band closer kinda thing, walk up from V to the I, big pause, I7 chord

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2 weeks ago

its either jesus or the holy spirit. the other is an oc

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2 weeks ago

"we showed ai The Shield and put it in charge of police misconduct. youll probably believe what happens next"

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2 weeks ago

DRAGON, DRAGON
LOCK THE DRAGON
DRAGON CHASTITY

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2 weeks ago
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The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

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