Joel A.

Joel A.

@jelasher.bsky.social

Enthusiast of many things.

515 Followers 872 Following 89 Posts Joined May 2023
3 days ago

“Just about.” What an ass.

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2 weeks ago

Ironically, if you get this it might be time to schedule that colonoscopy

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2 weeks ago
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FBI’s “Stand Down” Directive to NYPD on Jeffrey Epstein Investigations, and More The most comprehensive timeline to date of the publicly available record on New York law enforcement authorities’ action and inaction with regard to Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and other potential co-c...

NEW: Trump’s DoJ ordered New York SVU and New Mexico to stop investigating Epstein in 2019. www.justsecurity.org/132230/fbi-s...

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3 weeks ago

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES AGAINST TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS ENACTED UNDER A FEDERAL LAW MEANT FOR NATIONAL EMERGENCIES

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They said it. We’re all thinking it.

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3 weeks ago

I can’t say that I’ve never wanted to say that to a witness I was defending, but I can say that I’ve never actually done it, and I’ve never defended someone accused of being a pedophile.

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1 month ago

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

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1 month ago

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

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Amid these dark moments, something important is beginning to shift.

It's clearly the result of healthy political pressure - which we must sustain, and build.

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1 month ago

The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.

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1 month ago

You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"

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1 month ago

That’s so he can’t tell it’s a chocolate mold she made of the real thing and covered with gold leaf.

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2 months ago

They also usually kill fewer than 40 innocent bystanders.

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2 months ago

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad.

The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

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2 months ago

Traveling abroad, we saw someone in a Mariners jersey. My son said—“oh, I bet that’s one of those shirts they made when the Mariners lost the pennant and they sent them to a poor country.” We’re in Australia.

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2 months ago

I once saw a Klan shirt that said “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas,” with a hooded Klansman in an Xmas wreath. This makes me think of that.

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3 months ago

I started law school shortly after this, and it was because of Bush v. Gore that I refused to take Con Law seriously. It’s all made up, Calvinball BS and the results depend only on the composition of the court.

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3 months ago

Do you mean Article III?

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3 months ago
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a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake Alt: a man in a blue jacket sits on a chair holding a milkshake (from weekend at Bernie’s)
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3 months ago

I call my fists Strunk and White because they have the elements of style.

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3 months ago

Hagueseth

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3 months ago

You really have to juxtapose the number of felony convictions with Kelly’s combat missions.

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3 months ago

Have 2 kids, paid at least that much in an admittedly HCOL area. I have no idea what a middle income family with two working parents is supposed to do. Basically, live near helpful grandparents, or you are SOL.

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3 months ago

I think they’re just pushing this line so they and their friends can keep buying tariff rebates at a discount. They know they’re losing this one.

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3 months ago
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TVs that are too high TVs that are too high

Beautiful , but www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/

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3 months ago
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Bad Religion - "Let Them Eat War" (Full Album Stream) YouTube video by Epitaph Records

Gotta rally the base around something.

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3 months ago

The Constitution is perfectly well designed to handle a corrupt president—but the framers didn’t imagine that Congress would be complicit. The problem is that our system cannot handle a corrupt party.

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3 months ago

Alan Dershowitz probably is, but he swears he still has his underwear on.

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3 months ago

Whose expectations are we talking about here? Morons, right?

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