Mme. Clavine

Mme. Clavine

@mmeclavine.bsky.social

he/they but preferably refer to me as Mme. Clavine

297 Followers 163 Following 559 Posts Joined Aug 2023
18 hours ago
A picture of a striped blue and white Aritzia shirt that looks like Dear's shirt from Dear Evan Hansen.

I bought this shirt from Aritiza and now I'm telling everyone I was best friends with my school's dead kid

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1 day ago

This looks like a goal from the fun & games montage scene of an inspirational sports movie where Aww, Look, They’re Finally Working Together As A Cohesive Team

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2 days ago

SHE’S WORKING LATE (IN THE PERIOD) ‘CAUSE SHE’S A SCORER!!!!!!!!!!

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5 days ago

it’s not up to him, so fuck him

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5 days ago

Hell yeah Karen!!!!!

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5 days ago

Thanks a lot, I was going to go to karaoke tonight but instead guess I’ll stay home and watch some internet degenerate talk for roughly seventeen hours

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6 days ago

CELEBRITY SKIN AT THE TANK CELEBRITY SKIN AT THE TANK

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6 days ago

“Celebrini, that’s his thirty-second goal” um I actually think it was a lot faster than that?!

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1 week ago

“Josh Smith?” Are you in the witness protection program? Are you secretly Barry Bonds and haven’t given your name image and likeness over to an MLB video game?

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1 week ago

Whelp

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1 week ago

THEY COME IN BUNCHES

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1 week ago

Mack what a shot wow

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1 week ago
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🥰 (you’re incredible @lolwtferic.bsky.social)

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1 week ago

This sure has been one of the late game turns of all time hasn’t it

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1 week ago

FELICIA WENNBERG’S HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!

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1 week ago

MACK WHAT EVEN WAS THAT

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1 week ago

Sharks playoff watcher into google who’s had their brain poisoned by inordinate amounts of figure skating: eulers score

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1 week ago

H E A R he is HEAR

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1 week ago

Asky wow

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1 week ago

CALLIN’ GRAPH!!!!

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1 week ago

In the words of me reading back anything I’ve ever put on the internet, I HATE YOU POST

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1 week ago

Not panicking yet we don’t do that anymore

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1 week ago

All vibes for now and one time I was in a trivia match where they asked me what the blue-painted area around the goal is called and I couldn’t pull it so that’s the general level of puck knowledge you’re dealing with here but Sherwood SEEMS more at home on this line

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1 week ago

[as politely as possible to all of these people] It's just going to come down again, except you're not going to find it next time.

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1 week ago
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Who is the Giants’ early spring revelation? ‘Somebody brought up Vlad Guerrero’ After playing six seasons in the San Francisco Giants’ farm system, Venezuelan Victor Bericoto is making a big impression at the plate and with his arm in spring training.

Who is the Giants’ early spring revelation? ‘Somebody brought up Vlad Guerrero’ www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...

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1 week ago

Go fash get bashed 🤷‍♂️

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1 week ago

NED??!!??

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1 week ago

Hopped on to my first Sharks game in weeks and they’re talking about An Elevated Cupcake Experience With Will Smith And Macklin Celebrini!!!!!!!

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2 weeks ago

the iranian government is awful, blahblahblah, but this is 100% on trump, bibi and the neocons. completely unnecessary, stupid and appalling

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2 weeks ago

"we had to attack iran to stop their nuclear development, even though we supposedly did that last summer, because they won't agree to a deal we'd withdraw from anyway so we could go to war"

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