Guiness Pig

Guiness Pig

@guinesspig.bsky.social

Comedian & writer with Long Covid *Posts are for humor & entertainment* I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel

5,660 Followers 2,208 Following 1,574 Posts Joined Sep 2023
6 hours ago
Violence is defined by the World Health Organization in the WRVH as “the intentional use of physical force or power, threatened or actual, against oneself, another person, or against a group or community, that either results in or has a high likelihood of resulting in injury, death, psychological harm, maldevelopment or deprivation”.

Forced exposure to SARS-CoV-2 is violence.

If you’re speaking out against war but not wearing a mask in public, you’re missing the point.

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6 hours ago

Covid Conscious folks, check out this online performing arts festival for the CC, by the CC! Music, comedy, theatre, open mic. Click below to see the lineup of events. All free!

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Hey, Covid-conscious followers! I'm part of the group that's putting on this festival next month and I'll also be hosting the open mic on April 17th (see thread below)! We've got some very cool artists and performances lined up, and are locking in even more. Save the date! 😷🎭 #covidconscious #maskup

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He’d like to speak with the manager

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2 days ago
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Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by & for the Airborne Aware, April 15 - 19 Hello, fellow creative and Covid Conscious folks! We are thrilled to announce Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by and for the Airborne Aware. Inspire is a free, fully virtual line up of events that...

Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by & for the Airborne Aware, April 15 - 19 2026

All festival events are FREE and entirely online!

Details, full lineup, & link to RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFest2...

Individual event details in thread below! (1/10)

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14 hours ago

And calls legit photos AI 🫠

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“Do you really want to be the last one alive?”

“I think the better question is don’t YOU want me to be the last person alive? Someone is going to have to provide care for you when the cumulative effects of all your infections from dangerous pathogens finally catches up with you.”

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19 hours ago
No Kings logo in black and yellow

Guerilla Advocacy is back!

Join us for a virtual No Kings rally focusing on anti-intellectualism and censorship. We have a stellar lineup of speakers. Want to participate but want to go out in person as well? Go for it! We start at 6:30 pm Central. You can register at the link below.

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19 hours ago
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a woman in a blue shirt stands in front of a metal wall with the words for realsies written on it ALT: a woman in a blue shirt stands in front of a metal wall with the words for realsies written on it
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a man with curly hair and glasses is giving a speech and saying `` you 're nasty '' . Alt: John C Reilly with curly hair and glasses is giving a speech and saying `` you 're nasty '' .

It’s been
6 years since emergency
Had to lockdown, everyone got angry
5 years since we got vaccines
Y’all unmasked, pretended it was normalcy
4 years that I’ve had LC
I realized it's yall’s fault, but cannot make you see
Yesterday someone coughed on me
I’m still gonna mask cuz all of y’all are nasty

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20 hours ago
Grey and white cat photoshopped onto a barstool with his arm resting on the bar next to a human patron

Pet pics are my #1 source of dopamine these days.

My aunt’s cat perches his arm on the window sill like he’s sitting at a bar so every time she sends me a pic of him, she gets a pic back of him keeping a barstool warm in some random pub in the world.

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21 hours ago

“Affordable gas is a Democrat hoax.”

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Years ago I sent off my DNA to learn about my ancestry. When the results came in I logged onto the app. First thing it showed me was a list of relatives. There were so many profile pics of people in red baseball caps I was like nope they mixed up my DNA with someone else’s, fuck this, & deleted it.

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BREAKING: Deaths in ICE detention are causing international strife, with the Mexican government calling for an investigation into deaths in detention.

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1 day ago
Pierro the dachshund wearing a crown and burgundy king robe

I mean yeah, I can see that

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1 day ago
Simple but bold sketch of young girl jumping as her braids fly through the air. Black ink on orange paper.

Today is the sixth anniversary of the purposeful attack that led to my Covid infection & subsequent development of Long Covid.
One short interaction whose violence has yet to end.
Please, if you have the means, consider supporting this goal.
gofund.me/b8571f7ef

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When I die I want to come back as a rescue dog and get adopted by you. Pierro lives like a royal! 👑

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2 days ago

Ready to RSVP?

Use this link to select the events you'd like to attend. Zoom links will be sent the day of each event.

tinyurl.com/InspireFestR...

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2 days ago
Postcard-shaped graphic with an image of a roller coaster in the distance and a bright orange sunset in the background. The background of the postcard is black and text is in orange and white lettering and reads Podcast Premiere. Join us for the first two episodes of Wayside. An Audio Drama for the Covid Conscious Community. Based on the serial novel Wayside by Mo Mora. Narrated by Benjamin Liberman. Sunday April 19. 6 pm ET, 5 PM CT, 4 PM MT, 3 PM PT. This event is part of Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival By and For the Airborne Aware. Free event. Tips welcome. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event

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Postcard-shaped graphic with an image of a silhouette of a transparent young woman with a long ponytail who is touching her chin thoughtfully on the far left. She is standing in front of tall, bare trees and a bright blue sky with birds flying in the background, which show through her transparent body. The background of the postcard is black and text is in gold, blue and white lettering and reads A Readers Theatre Play. Select Scenes from The Left by Caridad Svich. Sunday April 19. 2 pm ET, 1 PM CT, 12 Noon MT, 11 AM PT. This event is part of Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival By and For the Airborne Aware. Free event. Tips welcome. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Poster-shaped graphic with a red background and a cartoon image of comedian Ron Placone on the upper half. Ron is a young white comedian with red hair who wears glasses. His arms are outstretched and he is holding a cartoon bowl of pasta in one hand. Lower half of the poster is black with white and red text that reads Ron Placone’s Anti-Fascist Pasta Night. Free Show. Tips Welcome. With ASL interpretation. A new 1-hour standup comedy special by  Ron Placone with Mo Mora live over Zoom. Saturday, April 18.  6 pm EST/5pm CST/4 PM MST/3 PM PST. This event is part of Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival By and For the Airborne Aware. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Black postcard-shaped graphic with a graphic of a woman from shoulders down holding a mug of coffee with enlarged coronaviruses scattered around it on the far left. Text in red, white and pink lettering reads Special Encore Presentation. Wake Up and Smell the Covid. Produced by HEPA Holy Erotic Propaganda Arson. Saturday, April 18. 2 pm ET, 1 PM CT, 12 Noon MT, 11 AM PT or 6 pm ET, 5 PM CT, 4 PM MT, 3 PM PT. This event is part of Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival By and For the Airborne Aware. Free event. Tips welcome. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Postcard-shaped graphic with the picture of a young pretty Black woman seated and talking into a micrphone on the left side of the image. Text is in black, white and orange against a purple ombre background and reads Friday Night Open Mic. Friday April 17. 8 pm ET, 7 PM CT, 6 PM MT, 4 PM PT. Can you sing? Play an instrument? Do standup comedy? Got poems to read? A theatrical performance to share? We invite you to share your original piece in a 5-minute set at the Inspire Performing Arts Festival Zoom open mic! RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Brightly colored postcard-shaped graphic with cartoon pictures of the 3 little pigs in the bottom lower corner, standing on green grass with a blue sky in the background, and the big bad wolf eyeing them from the upper right corner of the screen. Text is in gold and white lettering and reads A Readers Theatre Play. How the Three Little Pigs Almost Learned to Live with the Big Bad Wolf. Pick from two screenings on Friday, April 17. 2 pm ET, 1 PM CT, 12 Noon MT, 11 AM PT or 6 pm ET, 5 PM CT, 4 PM MT, 3 PM PT. This event is part of Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival By and For the Airborne Aware. Free event. Tips welcome. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Black postcard-shaped graphic with red and hues of blue lettering and a graphic of a young woman on the far right who is wearing a mask. Text reads A Pan***ic Play by Serina Estrada. Pick from two screenings on Thursday, April 16. 2 pm ET, 1 PM CT, 12 Noon MT, 11 AM PT or 6 pm ET, 5 PM CT, 4 PM MT, 3 PM PT. This event is part of Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival By and For the Airborne Aware. Tips welcome. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Dark blue poster with gold and white lettering and a curved line of sheet music across the middle of the page. Text reads Inspire Performing Arts Festival Music Showcase. Wednesday April 15. Pick from two showtimes. 2 pm ET, 1 PM CT, 12 Noon MT, 11 AM PT or 6 pm ET, 5 PM CT, 4 PM MT, 3 PM PT. Invited artists listed are Long Covid Choir, Long Covid Kids’ Choir, Duo Persephone, Phytocene, and Purity Ring. Free event. Tips welcome. RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFestRSVP. Zoom link will be sent day of event.

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Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by & for the Airborne Aware, April 15 - 19 Hello, fellow creative and Covid Conscious folks! We are thrilled to announce Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by and for the Airborne Aware. Inspire is a free, fully virtual line up of events that...

Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by & for the Airborne Aware, April 15 - 19 2026

All festival events are FREE and entirely online!

Details, full lineup, & link to RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFest2...

Individual event details in thread below! (1/10)

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3 days ago
Pierro the black dachshund is looking up with a burger in his mouth

Maybe? LOL

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3 days ago

This is glorious 🔥

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4 days ago
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a man in an orange suit and a man in a blue suit stand next to each other Alt: a man in an orange suit and a man in a blue suit stand next to each other looking foolish

It’s Bluesky prom night!!!

Show up in the comments

GIFs only

#BlueskyProm

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