@guinesspig.bsky.social
Comedian & writer with Long Covid *Posts are for humor & entertainment* I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
Forced exposure to SARS-CoV-2 is violence.
If you’re speaking out against war but not wearing a mask in public, you’re missing the point.
Covid Conscious folks, check out this online performing arts festival for the CC, by the CC! Music, comedy, theatre, open mic. Click below to see the lineup of events. All free!
Hey, Covid-conscious followers! I'm part of the group that's putting on this festival next month and I'll also be hosting the open mic on April 17th (see thread below)! We've got some very cool artists and performances lined up, and are locking in even more. Save the date! 😷🎭 #covidconscious #maskup
He’d like to speak with the manager
Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by & for the Airborne Aware, April 15 - 19 2026
All festival events are FREE and entirely online!
Details, full lineup, & link to RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFest2...
Individual event details in thread below! (1/10)
And calls legit photos AI 🫠
“Do you really want to be the last one alive?”
“I think the better question is don’t YOU want me to be the last person alive? Someone is going to have to provide care for you when the cumulative effects of all your infections from dangerous pathogens finally catches up with you.”
Guerilla Advocacy is back!
Join us for a virtual No Kings rally focusing on anti-intellectualism and censorship. We have a stellar lineup of speakers. Want to participate but want to go out in person as well? Go for it! We start at 6:30 pm Central. You can register at the link below.
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It’s been
6 years since emergency
Had to lockdown, everyone got angry
5 years since we got vaccines
Y’all unmasked, pretended it was normalcy
4 years that I’ve had LC
I realized it's yall’s fault, but cannot make you see
Yesterday someone coughed on me
I’m still gonna mask cuz all of y’all are nasty
Pet pics are my #1 source of dopamine these days.
My aunt’s cat perches his arm on the window sill like he’s sitting at a bar so every time she sends me a pic of him, she gets a pic back of him keeping a barstool warm in some random pub in the world.
“Affordable gas is a Democrat hoax.”
Years ago I sent off my DNA to learn about my ancestry. When the results came in I logged onto the app. First thing it showed me was a list of relatives. There were so many profile pics of people in red baseball caps I was like nope they mixed up my DNA with someone else’s, fuck this, & deleted it.
BREAKING: Deaths in ICE detention are causing international strife, with the Mexican government calling for an investigation into deaths in detention.
I mean yeah, I can see that
Today is the sixth anniversary of the purposeful attack that led to my Covid infection & subsequent development of Long Covid.
One short interaction whose violence has yet to end.
Please, if you have the means, consider supporting this goal.
gofund.me/b8571f7ef
When I die I want to come back as a rescue dog and get adopted by you. Pierro lives like a royal! 👑
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Use this link to select the events you'd like to attend. Zoom links will be sent the day of each event.
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Inspire: A Performing Arts Festival by & for the Airborne Aware, April 15 - 19 2026
All festival events are FREE and entirely online!
Details, full lineup, & link to RSVP at tinyurl.com/InspireFest2...
Individual event details in thread below! (1/10)
Maybe? LOL
This is glorious 🔥
