Jared Petty

Every person propping up the Trump administration is your mortal enemy.

TF when you're appointed Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.

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How bad do you have to be at your job to get fired by Donald Trump?

It seems we are about to fall for one of the Classic Blunders.

Back in Canada, where I belong. 🇨🇦

Chinatown Wars is the best GTA.

About the only thing on earth I'm sure of at this point is that I love my wife.

Look at these dorks.

The United States has done a lot of dumb things in my lifetime. This one pretty much takes the cake.

We are now so inured of evil that we can no longer sense its magnitude.

What happened yesterday changed the world along vectors of unpredictability I can't fathom.

Today a newer fascist theocracy bombed an older fascist theocracy.

There is only one valid Pokemon. I don't make the rules. Look at his little bow tie.

Because I get sad when I come to North Carolina thanks to three separate periods of my life where I lived there, each marked by trauma. We should go to Miami instead

I'd forgotten how much I hate the Salesforce Tower.

I dunno! I'm in Canada almost all the time so that's difficult.

When am I NOT fighting Greg Miller?

Alas, I'm not on the schedule, though I will be catching up with KF off-camera for fun.

I wanna get on one of those spaceships the mice were flooding into in Chu Chu Rocket and just never. Ome back.

Aw shucks. Well I'm visiting a few folks right now in the Bay and working for Other Ocean Interactive. I live in PEI, Canada and am working on immigration. My dad died a couple of months ago and I'm just now starting to get my feet under me again.

I'm in a Lyft in San Francisco for a few minutes and I'm feeling narcissistic. Ask me anything.

I'm down for this.

One of the hardest lessons of adulthood, one I'm only finally learning at 47 years old, is that sometimes you have to give up on something precious in order to move past it.

2/2 Yet I still completely crack sometimes at seemingly the smallest things. I think, and I'm not joking, that I might just be too sweet for a happy life in an information-oriented society.

My wife describes me as comparable to titanium: extremely tough yet also quite brittle. I think that's accurate. I look like a ball of dough, but I've weathered some real shit. A lot of it, actually, and strangely successfully given my inherent mental illness and physical sickness. 1/2

"My fellow Americans, the state of our union is utter shit."

"My fellow Americans, the state of our union is utter shit."

If you find an undecided voter, hit them hard with a stick.

Storm Chips were acquired.

The snow storm has reached PEI, and it's BEAUTIFUL. ☃️🇨🇦

Do you think God calls Jesus and asks him how to fix his computer?

Gambling mania has kinda killed my love of sports over the last year. The Olympics were fresh air.