Jared Petty

There is only one valid Pokemon. I don't make the rules. Look at his little bow tie.

Because I get sad when I come to North Carolina thanks to three separate periods of my life where I lived there, each marked by trauma. We should go to Miami instead

I'd forgotten how much I hate the Salesforce Tower.

I dunno! I'm in Canada almost all the time so that's difficult.

When am I NOT fighting Greg Miller?

Alas, I'm not on the schedule, though I will be catching up with KF off-camera for fun.

I wanna get on one of those spaceships the mice were flooding into in Chu Chu Rocket and just never. Ome back.

Aw shucks. Well I'm visiting a few folks right now in the Bay and working for Other Ocean Interactive. I live in PEI, Canada and am working on immigration. My dad died a couple of months ago and I'm just now starting to get my feet under me again.

I'm in a Lyft in San Francisco for a few minutes and I'm feeling narcissistic. Ask me anything.

I'm down for this.

One of the hardest lessons of adulthood, one I'm only finally learning at 47 years old, is that sometimes you have to give up on something precious in order to move past it.

2/2 Yet I still completely crack sometimes at seemingly the smallest things. I think, and I'm not joking, that I might just be too sweet for a happy life in an information-oriented society.

My wife describes me as comparable to titanium: extremely tough yet also quite brittle. I think that's accurate. I look like a ball of dough, but I've weathered some real shit. A lot of it, actually, and strangely successfully given my inherent mental illness and physical sickness. 1/2

"My fellow Americans, the state of our union is utter shit."

"My fellow Americans, the state of our union is utter shit."

If you find an undecided voter, hit them hard with a stick.

Storm Chips were acquired.

The snow storm has reached PEI, and it's BEAUTIFUL. ☃️🇨🇦

Do you think God calls Jesus and asks him how to fix his computer?

Gambling mania has kinda killed my love of sports over the last year. The Olympics were fresh air.

Honestly I'm okay with it.

Do you think God calls Jesus and asks him how to fix his computer?

That's very true.

If I may be real with y'all, I'm mourning the diminishment of games as a viable, sustainable industry for creative art. While video games will always exist, corporate greed has made making & selling games that have something to say FAR less viable than 10 yrs ago. It's something I accept but lament.

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My headcanon is that Alysa Liu skated so well she struck down tariffs.

Sony shutting down Bluepoint just feels like video games falling off a cliff.

The UK jailed a Royal for the first time in four centuries. Meanwhile, Captain Criminal Covfefe is free & plotting a war in Iran. The difference? 🇬🇧 demands a bare minimum of criminal accountability from leadership. The American people don't. We'll never stop paying for letting Jan 6 slide.

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I married Beaker. That's my wife. My wife is 1000% Beaker.

My partner and I have spent the last 25 Valentine's Days together and I just... I don't have words to express how lucky a man I am. ♥️