Awkwardly Social

Should not watch House of Dynamite before bed, good job me! Imagining our current administration… woof.

Just pulled Rate x Time = Distance from the depths of my brain, and honestly, I thought I would’ve needed it before now based on the number of problem sets I did using it.

I feel like the lobster to other sea life ratio is off in Trader Joe's Scandinavian Swimmers.

Update: I made it out.

There’s supposed to be a fire drill in the Cedars towers today, so hopefully I can get through this Pap smear before the alarms go off.

I didn’t know they lived in LA! It’s very exciting!

Exciting new neighbor that I've been hearing for the last couple of weeks - A GREAT HORNED OWL. I saw her this morning. I think she's chowing down on the rat buffet in the infested garage across the street.

Having worked in reality TV since 2009, I know how fickle audiences can be, however, I’m thoroughly enjoying this moment.

Bike choice? Good god, autocorrect also doing me dirty.

Annie’s shells and white cheddar box.

Switched to the purple box instead. Annie wouldn’t do me dirty like that.

I have never seen a warning like this before. Cheetos Mac and cheese, what are we doing in that packing plant. 😩 (I know this is a bike choice for dinner.)

The meaningful price cut I’ve been waiting for!

Let’s go girls!

Follow me for more tips you’re probably already doing but that I just figured out!

You know how when you open up yogurt and there’s a vile puddle of water on the top… well, just started shaking my yogurt before opening and it’s changed my morning yogurt journey for the better.

a real estate photo with a TV close to the ceiling when there is a VERY GOOD SPOT AT EYE LEVEL AVAILABLE.

Imagine putting your tv here when you could simply put it at eye level...

I started Hunting Wives with no context or plot info. LOL. I thought, they’re wives and they hunt! Exactly, girl. Exactly.

I’ve seen a few influencers talk about it and it’s wild to me! It is very woo and woo seems to be popular right now, so I hope it helps people with what they need!

Why did The Artist’s Way reenter the zeitgeist this year? I started seeing it in January, but it’s really ramped up. Just wondering how these things regain popularity. (I’ve done it several times! It can be very helpful.)

You know what I miss about working in an office, when you're leaving for an errand at lunch and you say to your co-workers, "I'm going to the bank, does anyone need anything?" and your co-worker says, "Pick me up a few hundreds!" And everyone chuckles or groans... now I just go to the bank.

There was a Trump merch store in the BWI United concourse, which was very odd to me.

I just spent sixteen days on the road in four different locations, I’d say ask me anything, but I never want to answer another question again.

A wild pony grazes on Assateague Island.

We’ve been to Dewey Beach several times across 15 years and I never knew how close Assateague Island was! We drove out this morning and I got to see some ponies! Childhood dream unlocked!

This Jack Reacher movie has Werner Herzog AND Robert Duvall? lol what is happening.

First 5 minutes of being on the beach, saw someone get rescued. The east coast is different.

I had a snack wrap and that should’ve stayed in the vault. 🤢

Maybe they knew no one would be able to read past a 4th grade level by now. 🫠🥴😭

Horror movie font is awful.

In LA, people just honk at you for driving stupid.