Sean

‘Mum. Look here!
It’s another instalment from Isabel Oakeshott.
Today she’s telling us how brave her au pair was in cooking the family’s Native lobster, roasted heritage carrots and buttermilk purée whilst being bombarded by enemy missiles…’

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

Red, White and Boozed. A Pete Hegseth Story. #petehegseth #politicalsatire #politicalcomedy #war #iran

At least Ayatollah Khamenei didn't get to see Brewdog sold for just £33m.

Kinell

110’s

If it’s to live in a new world in the North, he could’ve just moved to Berwick on Tweed.

Move to Florida

Needs some more customs as he’s slowly turning into action man with the eagle eyes. Hair by cherry blossom shoe polish

DISSIMULATOR (12)

An appropriate poem

That feeling when you hype up a dramatic 'bombshell' revelation about Rachel Reeves meeting someone, only to find there's a photo of you meeting the same person.

US: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons World:Why don't you attack Russia? US: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons

Tax payments are

Say “No” to influencer tourism in New Brighton. Insta is not ready for it

Heard all the influencers are heading to New Brighton

I love The Velvet Underground

👏👏👏👏👏🥂🍾 nice swan 🦢

You in the “Away” end again

I can smell this photo

During his first public comments since starting a war with Iran, Donald Trump goes on a tangent about the drapes he picked for the White House and how his wife wished the "very very beautiful" ballroom would get finished soon because she can't stand the sound of piledrivers outside.

Michelle O'Neill refuses to join briefing on Middle East conflict First Minister Michelle O'Neill says she fundamentally disagrees with the government's approach to join a

Little pockets of integrity exist if you look really hard...

It will seem ironic to those who gargle on propaganda that Sinn Féin is the party providing the lesson here. 🇮🇷
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yep food will increase now due to the “Crisis in Iran”

Get Benny Hill music playing at both city airports as the planes arrive

Yep 💯 but Mr(s) CEO doesn’t care. I’m astounded there hasn’t been queues at the pumps yet but no doubt if the media can whip up enough momentum it’ll come. Prices rise & the supply chain struggles to reacts.
It’s more profit for people who don’t need it & more pain for those struggling

No one stops oil production mate. Not that easy. All world oil flows relies on moving to the next production process. Whether that’s ground to store, store to ship, ship to shore, refineries to store, store to pump, pump to vehicles and burn. Think back to Covid when prices dropped dramatically

🎶“…. It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it
And that's what gets results..”🎶