CptMaximum

CptMaximum

@cptmaximum.bsky.social

a.k.a. dj corned cob rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese) all hail the obelisk IT/Helpdesk goblin

29 Followers 53 Following 71 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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a simple drawing of a cat walking by the sun and a flower captioned "nice to get outside a little".

#catcrumb

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wtf... whos up slathering their bug #jwoy🎨

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Feraligatr doodle : D #art #pokemon

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ive always assumed this was your true soul

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thank you computer. you are stupid

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7-11 Mini-Tacos Will Make Me God

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Mr Gay Cat Watch

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9 months ago
Gwonam has stumblefucked his way onto Great Bay beach, where there is, regrettably, not a Cinnabon, as it was closed down and replaced with a Zaxby's nigh on six months ago. Gwonam's tragic quest for delicious bread and icing continues, in a story that really teaches you a lesson if you think about it.

I know there's a Cinnabon around here somewhere...

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SPACE/REDSHIFT.GIF

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latest mega64 video might be one of their greatest of all time

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I LOVE YOU DOG

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A grey hoodie with text which reads:

β€œBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

Wise words

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🎡 You see, I’ve been through the desert on a

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Prometheus says β€œhot take” and Greek gods respond β€œno give that back.”
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βœ‹ no one ask me to schedule things anymore βœ‹ stop βœ‹ i am not built for this βœ‹ i do not plan βœ‹ i simply βœ‹ exist βœ‹ "hey when should we ---" βœ‹βœ‹βœ‹ NO!!!! βœ‹ what do you mean i have to look at my calendar 3 months in advance βœ‹ bring back the sundial βœ‹βœ‹

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A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

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2 years ago
Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing.

Dialogue reads:
Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?"
Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory"
Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."
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Drawing of a monkey carrying a monkey plush with the caption; "Ultimately you have to be brave"

Monkey

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