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Travis McElroy

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And, now I’m on this one. Not sponsored by Clearly Canadian, but open to it.

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Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."

Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."

Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."

Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."

Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."

Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."

Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."

Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."

The council convenes once more
#deathblart

27.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 467    🔁 144    💬 6    📌 4

Good names for breeds of robot dogs: Botweiler, Screwdle, Cordie, Shocker Spaniel, Plug

03.09.2025 11:51 — 👍 248    🔁 20    💬 17    📌 2

Am… am I engaged to Taylor Swift? I’m so confused.

27.08.2025 12:51 — 👍 250    🔁 5    💬 11    📌 0

“Well sure, flowing is my MAIN focus. But I’ve done a little bit of everything!” -A dabbling brook

26.08.2025 19:02 — 👍 157    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

“It’s pretty good Ernest, but I think you can cut ‘still in original packaging’ and make it even shorter!”
-Ernest Hemmingway’s Editor

18.08.2025 03:12 — 👍 135    🔁 7    💬 7    📌 0

I worry that we have not done enough to help them move beyond a strictly agrarian society and so I propose that we start developing Ant Factories and Ant Business Schools.

21.07.2025 22:06 — 👍 169    🔁 7    💬 9    📌 0

I can not imagine a better example of “telling on yourself” than announcing that you oppose Superman’s ideology.

10.07.2025 17:14 — 👍 860    🔁 138    💬 21    📌 6
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ICYMI, the first of our four-episode @deltagreen.bsky.social homebrew with guest PC @travismcelroy.bsky.social is out and ready to bore itself into your brain via ear canal.

Theme song by the incomparable @sydneygayle.bsky.social (A People Person).

open.spotify.com/episode/7AzK...

02.06.2025 11:53 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1

I think an alternate title for the Mission Impossible series could be “Ethan Gets Into Things in Weird Ways”. That dude is always finding inventive ways to get into vehicles and locations!

13.05.2025 13:31 — 👍 125    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 2

I have put over 1100 hours into Stardew Valley. I have achieved perfection in the game multiple times including once with in the first two in game years. And yet, I can not get passed the FIRST level of Journey of the Prairie King.

22.01.2025 20:44 — 👍 1180    🔁 25    💬 59    📌 7

Done!

19.01.2025 19:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think Mark S. would obviously be Woe. Helly is malice I think? Irv is frolic, and Dylan is dread? It’s why there has to be 4 members of the team?

17.01.2025 21:11 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

I haven’t seen it anywhere, but has anyone theorized that, in Severance, each of the 4 members of MDR represent 1 of each of the 4 tempers? And that is why the numbers make them feel something? They are identifying numbers that in someway connect to THEIR temper?

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Join me on twitch tonight! Twitch.tv/travismcelroy!

27.11.2023 19:40 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

More like WAP-enheimer.

…sorry.

19.07.2023 15:42 — 👍 55    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

I think a good insult for Steven Crowder is Steven Chowder.

I woke up at 145am with acid reflux and that popped into my head.

Good Morning.

13.07.2023 13:34 — 👍 52    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

To answer your question, I try to be just like the ocean under the moon.

11.07.2023 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the best acronym I have ever seen.

11.07.2023 12:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is Rob Thomas on here yet? It is definitely a “hot one”, but I need him to do the complicated “degrees to inches from midday sun” conversions.

07.07.2023 20:39 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

So, am I a Bluesky influencer yet?

07.07.2023 13:01 — 👍 58    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

Wow, this trending current events story sure is something! Can you believe the thing that everyone is talking about? Strong feelings and opinions on all sides!

22.06.2023 22:06 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Hi everybody!

08.06.2023 17:06 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 14    📌 0

I fell asleep watching Succession and woke up here. WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!?

31.05.2023 13:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0