Michelle Milliken

It was a Detroit fan lol. They were super sweet as a whole, though, and had some funny raffle jokes. I was in the WaFd club area! I either attend with blue line games or volunteer during most red line games, so I'm sure we can cross paths at some point! Are you going to either game next week?

This is a wonderful read, and you should check it out unless you are also devoid of human emotion.

We apparently did not de-oil them enough. A somewhat inebriated fan asked me if I was Santa, though. #SeaKraken

It's a very reasonable plan.

As far as I know, he's not married, and he is age appropriate! I'm sure that'll get me in. We'll just ignore that he's rich, famous, and 15 times more attractive than me.

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Maybe one in particular...

I'm volunteering at the #SeaKraken game tonight. Supposedly for the 50/50 raffle, but they'll probably also have us treating the krakens injured by the oil spills over the past week.

I was making fun of him in bald eagle, but anything above 22°C makes me sad and sweaty.

I'm honored to accept the Mark Ellis Award for achievements in being short and overlooked.

There won't be a weird zombie hand trophy, though, just the ghost of a Gold Glove.

For sure light jacket weather. Possibly long pants, but shorts are borderline okay.

The Entire State Building

As we near the one-year anniversary of Rickey Henderson's passing, I snapped a pic of the Entire State Building

i'm at the combination shower-toilet.

Humours is one of the categories in my fantasy league, so I'm fired up.

I bet Phillies front office didn't even think to ask players if they know their blood should stay inside their body before they signed them

I was grocery shopping last night, and a 25ish year old woman told me she loved my boots.

“Where did you get them?!”

Me: “At Target, like… 15 years ago.”

It was at that moment that an AARP application magically appeared in my hands.

I call Harrison Ford “Sabrina Carpenter” (he was a carpenter and also he was in Sabrina)

I'm holding out for the Albert Pujols Prize for Humanitarianism

This is some bullshit. My bid for Warner Bros was completely ignored after some asshole leaked my plans to call it Whatnot Bros.

On left, photo of Seattle Torrent women's hockey team winning their first game, on right, real photo of real Seattle Times Sports Page with small article about win in bottom corner that incorrectly attributes win to the New York Sirens

Seattle’s New Women’s Hockey Team Wins First Game, Speck on Seattle Times Sports Page: tinyurl.com/muxy5mty

Curly haired brunette woman dresses like a princess ahead of Costco trip

I never forget to dress up for Costco. It did have flowers for me tonight.

The #SeaKraken 's tentacles had some suction tonight alright.

women's hockey is fun bc much like women's soccer, the people who try to drive up a rivalry marketing style are always thwarted by the players dating or marrying each other

*whispers*

Climate Pledge was louder and more excitable than Kraken games tonight. Girls do hockey better.

#SeaTorrent

They're making us do the wave while playing "Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride." How dare they disrespect Lilo like this?

#SeaTorrent

Brunette woman wears Seattle Torrent shirt and Kraken Santa hat

I'm ready for tonight's #SeaTorrent game with my kids' size shirt and mismatched hat!

Two women in front of me in line at the Torrent game definitely aren't in love.

One of them: "People always think we're a couple. I mean, you're married to a (gross tone) *man*, and I am so so ridiculously straight."

“if Trump is taken seriously”
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America, I think I may have figured out your problem

I really like Hilary Knight. She's originally from Idaho, and since, like, three of us are from there, it's nice to see a third of the population has made something of herself.