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Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ๐ŸฐINFP/ISFP US/EST Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaoqkhmty6ie

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#synthart #synthography
#midjourney

Trying out a new Moodboard.
What do you think?

โ€œThought Crimeโ€

15.10.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This could be us, but you playinโ€ฆ

15.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, it's going on 7! ๐Ÿ˜‹

15.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now it's just turned lunch time! (In your circadia anyway!)

15.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So tell us, how far down the street and around the block does the line stretch of people who want to get next to you? Inquiring minds want to know!

15.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reverse cowgirl because,

because it feels fucking amazing, that's because, duh!

15.10.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These clowns must be some RWNJ evangelistas who don't know what sex is, if they think this is an "explicit sexual image."

15.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sacrifice Big Oil as you burn your way down to the southern latitudes!

15.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถThen hit me with your rhythm stick!๐ŸŽถ

15.10.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘‹ (raises hand)

15.10.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a shit day?

Do yourself a favor - park yourself in front of the tube, suspend your disbelief, and laugh your ass off watching a couple of hours of The Gilmore Girls. Seriously. It's fucking hilarious.

(Might be hard to keep up though if you're high)

15.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easy for you since you have such great taste in music!

15.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PSA

15.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh - generalized statements aren't all that informative. 26 to 30 was a great stretch for me! Just be open to spontaneous options and roll with it while you still can!

15.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

26. Flat out, and flat out of control - but it starts to get better!

15.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Admit it - since it's lunchtime you really wish you could go downstairs to Horn and Hardart's right now and get an olive loaf and Wonder Bread sandwich from the Automat for a nickel.

15.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Even though you've told me I'm trying desperately not to keep slipping in satirical ideas of completely inappropriate options, like just now you almost got a recording of Suzi Quattro singing "Stumblin' In.")

15.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White Plains - My Baby Loves Lovin'
YouTube video by peepol70 White Plains - My Baby Loves Lovin'

Ahh, okay. I get it - must've been this one then!

music.youtube.com/watch?v=diHx...

15.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Love Theme
YouTube video by Barry White - Topic Love Theme

music.youtube.com/watch?v=D9op...

15.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barry White's "Love's Theme!"

15.10.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, in your defense they do call it a fanny in some countries!

15.10.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dressing for the job I want

15.10.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm not sure, how tall are you again? ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‹

15.10.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a quietly known fact that all Europeans can fluidly twerk by the age of six because bidets

15.10.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, if you're going to redefine beauty at least you could warn us so we can catch our breath in advance

15.10.2025 05:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could make a killing if you revealed the hex enchanting you

15.10.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile look at you, getting even prettier as you get older

15.10.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, good idea. Are you bonded? ๐Ÿ˜‰

15.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That would be nice, but it probably would be good to say hello and introduce ourselves first, maybe have dinner, exchange security clearance checklists and background checks? Just saying.!

15.10.2025 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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