TheeBoneDaddy💀

"They bitch."

And you just showed your true colors. I'll never support you now if you decide to run for anything.

This German-engineered road absorbs 4 tons of water in under a minute through a porous granite base and concealed drainage pipes. It allows water to filter into the ground, reducing runoff, managing stormwater, and recharging groundwater.

People talk big but no one can know if, in the moment, they'd actually fight for their right to party

YouTube video by SYML - Topic Girl (Acoustic)

🎶Girl
You'll see the world
And you'll come to learn
That falling in love is a strange work of art
All of your battles will shape who you are
And know that your scars are my favorite part
I want you to know this🎶

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I have started going out into the world with zero expectations and i have been rewarded with everything i have ever wanted.

~kissing kass~

Being single means there's nobody there to ring your phone when you've lost your phone.

Being single means if you don't take the dog for a walk, nobody takes the dog for a walk.

Being single means nobody generously does your dishes while you're napping.

Wouldn't it be ironic if he was staffing his own junta

Being single means figuring out how to put a bandaid on your own back.

Beautiful! 🤩

Single-panel cartoon by Brendan Loper for the New Yorker. Two men scroll on their phones as they sit down to a lunch of hotdogs. One says: "I don't know why, but posting photos of everything to social-media platforms that harvest my data for billionaire oligarchs just doesn't have the same thrill as it used to."

A freshly painted orange zebra crossing on a road. Orange pawprints (as though from a cat or small dog) veer off to the left for a while before heading back to the line

Out for a stroll with my spirit animal

Walmart has turned the labor model on its head. First, they added self checkout to reduce the labor force.NOW, they've made human checkout lines so long that they've put the self checkout lanes BEHIND A PAYWALL! They imagine we'll PAY for their labor force reduction by paying for time & convenience

You don't see these very often any more

Are all of this year's back to school bookbags bulletproof?

A whole new meaning to "just the tip!"

She was a 10, but DENTATA!

Of course not, but that would look great too!

Just scooped a pair of Levi's for five bucks, with no sales tax (school dayz!), and there were two bucks in the pocket.

A little smile for today!

Right? Those usually just mean you're really good at math

Nonviolent felonies are not grounds for exclusion, btw

Because you're afraid you'd flunk the background check?

Totally doable

I'm still interested in the prospect of teal hombre!

Lucky for you you look good either way

My excuse is how it makes it cooler for your feet, and for the dogs!

Wish I could tell you. Mine always seems to open to whatever was the last feed i had chosen, which is kind of ironic, because I generally open it when there are notifications i want to check out.

Coping mechanisms? You guys are coping?!

Show me your getaway vehicle: