TheeBoneDaddy💀

Whaddya do for an encore?

If you could be any one actor or actress for a week, who would you choose?

I think I'd pick Tom Sadoski, for precisely the scurrilous reason you imagine.

I suppose the article protected by a paywall reminds everyone this status of the military was demanded by the allied powers as part of Japanese unconditional surrender.

Cholesterol screening and treatment for younger adults, new guidelines suggest Also, for the first time, doctors are advised to test for two biomarkers in the blood that have been linked to increased risks of heart disease.

New cholesterol guidelines advise doctors to begin screening and treating people in their 30s, long before the risks of a heart attack and stroke become significantly higher.

Brazil to revoke Trump adviser Beattie's visa, source says Brazil's government will revoke the visa of Darren Beattie, who ​was recently tapped by U.S. President Donald Trump for a ‌senior advisory role monitoring the South American country, a source familiar with the matter told Reuters on Friday.

Brazil to revoke Trump adviser Beattie's visa, source says reut.rs/4rtrjTa

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who schedules an on camera zoom for 4:30 on a friday afternoon? people who like canned peas, that’s who.

if you meet an old lady named bunny or kitty you just do what they say because they’ll cut you

Don't forget Bobbie with an "ie."

This afternoons very snowy crow. Snow nonstop today..❄️✨

You get the Friday 13th that you deserve.

Pro tip: Whenever someone asks you what your weekend plans are just say you are super busy. Otherwise you can find yourself doing what they have in mind because you had no plans.

Yes please

Testicle shish kebab, same.

I can't tell when you're flirting, so how in the hell do you expect me to know when you're emotionally vulnerable?

I thought maybe it was a little more peaceful over on the science tab but no it’s scarier

What's a line delivery you'll never forget?

"You're trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson."

Frida Kahlo

Henri Matisse

Ernest Hemingway

celebrating st patrick’s day early by eating a stick of kerrygold butter

i wish banksy would do a mural on the side of my house of me eating a muffin by a dumpster

Brandi Carlile Announces 2026 North American Tour Dates Brandi Carlile has added a second North American leg to her 2026 "The Human Tour," with support from The Head and The Heart, I'm With Her, and more.

Brandi Carlile has announced a new run of North American tour dates.

She’ll be joined by I’m With Her, The Head and The Heart, CMAT, Jensen McRae, and Gregory Alan Isakov on select dates.

Only that they should probably feel confident about asking your advice on just about anything else!

Understood, although I imagine there's a very small universe of those who would be asking you advice about your underwear?

Miranda Lambert - Famous In A Small Town (Official Video) YouTube video by mirandalambertVEVO

So yeah, this is what I was doing tonight... Anyone who grew up in a small town knows everything about this song is true

youtu.be/_xjy6EuMPGA?...

So, did I go too far when the heifer slogging around in front of me in the balcony wouldn't sit down, I told her I didn't pay $150 to stare at her nasty back-fat all night?

Fuck Him

Got my new T-shirt today