someone you love is buying a focusrite scarlet 2i2 right now
clocking tgirls by commenting on their android phones
me and who
is it too much to ask for everyone to just be a little bit in love with me
jorkin it to markiplier's first fnaf video
bsky is missing the twitter special sauce where you could call a famous person a bitch and watch them crash out in real time
this season of love is blind is missing its secret spice (undiagnosed mental illness)
extremely funny that jd vance is in the political cuck chair if you think about it
not watching conclave until the pope dies to make it a more immersive watch
having to go on reddit to get answers to tech questions is so annoying because they can't stop themselves from being smarmy and obtuse at the same time, while thinking they're hilarious
matt damon's twink death needs to be studied. He's become an old white man in sunglasses truck selfie guy
every morning i take five pills that make up a carefully constructed cocktail of hormones and anti-depressants
thank god estrogen injections are intramuscular because if they were intravenous, I'd have died of an air embolism years ago
the worst part of love is blind is that everyone has their dogs out, like put those grippers away
every once in a while i love looking into people i grew up with and seeing where they are, and every time i learn they're some flavor of fruit it makes me go c:
appreciate kendrick shouting out long beach in his acceptance speech because after what snoop did, he could have excommunicated the city to orange county if he wanted to
i think we should start being racist towards the french
i just be getting into predicaments
i repeat, i am not a transfem of the blahaj persuasion
thinking about the time my sibling gave me headpats, and i just looked at them like "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
the smut on my kindle is between me, god, and jeff bezos
been getting into mornings lately
when i'm president, i'm going to make it illegal for restaurants to require you to choose one of their locations just to look at the menu on the website
whenever i boof my prog i get the weirdest fucking dreams
whafuck
watching nfl redzone, listening to a podcast, scrolling twitter on my phone and eating breakfast. my ancestors wish they can pump this much dopamine into their system
when im president i'm calling for a new amendment to the constitution that makes it illegal for sports to have blackout restrictions for local teams
gonna make a soup
dawg these are my allies, i'm going to jail
Anyone else kinda hope that, in full adherence to the rules Speaker Mike Johnson imposed, Sarah McBride whips her COCK OUT on the floor of congress EVERY TIME SHE HAS TO PEE? She could even carry a pocket pussy. When they go low, we go LOWER.
