Zelu

Just sayin’

Hoax

I like intimacy, the non-physical kind. ‘Tell me about your day,’ ‘I know that look. what’s up?’ ‘I’ll keep you company,’ ‘this reminds me of you,’ ‘I read that book you love, watched that show. let’s talk about it.’
I like that we can share hearts without sharing bodies.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined.

The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.

I don't fuck with chat gpt

May be time to spring for an automatic one you can turn on when you want to sleep

A machine with a sticker on it that says 'works, but makes sad noises'

I need this sticker for myself

I’m not even a McLaren fan and I’m so tired of the way they will back Lando over Oscar despite Oscar currently being ahead in the points that I had to turn off the race.

Mclaren isn't "letting them race". Mclaren wants Lando to win the championship not Oscar. The difference between them is small but at the end of the day Oscar is the championship leader and should be prioritized when he's in a fight. And the thing is he's never ever prioritized

SAT AUG 2 TAYLOR SWIFT PANIC! AT THE DISCO P!NK METALLICA ALANIS MORISSETTE FALL OUT BOY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THE GOO GOO DOLLS ZEDD U2. ZEE MACHINE SUN AUG 3 PARAMORE LADY GAGA BACKSTREET BOYS WWE CHAPPELL ROAN BLEACHERS. THE KILLERS. ONE DIRECTION KESHA NICKELBACK KEITH URBAN CARLY RAE JEPSEN MON AUG 4 GHOST FLEETWOOD MAC THE CHICKS BRITNEY SPEARS SABRINA CARPENTER TWENTY ONE PILOTS OLIVIA RODRIGO LADY A EMINEM ABBA NO DOUBT BROOKS & DUNN

No I couldn’t be bothered to pretend to edit it

gosh i love nbc hannibal. love to look at nbc hannibal with my eyes.

Ok, so can get a clock on whether Punk's reign was longer than Drew McIntyre's or not?

CM Punk can never know peace, happiness, or tranquillity. Love that for him. #SummerSlam

AN NEW #WWE #SUMMERSLAM #OCEANSTWELVE #sethfuckingrollins

AND NEW #WWE #SummerSlamofPunk

Always astounds me how a majority of straight opinions are trash

I love the folk that consistently show up to WWE events dressed like Macho Man Randy Savage.

there just aren't enough caves hidden behind waterfalls in day to day life

CM Punk (properly) selling GUNTHER's chops better than some of the best in the world sell Canadian Destroyers. #SummerSlam #WWE

#BetterInAUnion
#UnionStrong

Can guillotines be on the table again?

Asking for a friend...

If WWE put the effort into their mid card like they did with jellyroll the viking raiders would've been the next rock and stone cold.
#summerslam #wrestlesky

the cost of ground beef is painful.

A society in which every child shall grow up in pleasant homes and attractive surroundings and with good educational opportunities; in which every adult shall be provided for in sickness and adversity; and in which the pensioner can take untroubled ease.

Seeing a bit of angst about lack of vision in progressive politics both sides of the Atlantic. So once again I offer you St Lucian development economist Arthur Lewis’s sketch of what socialists want.

The Fuck Your Feelings crowd is operating on 100% feelings.

Drew McIntyre looks far too cool for this match