Hey, okay, good for him.
Translating this to mandarin and having it tattooed on my left forearm
It's very telling that I fantasize about beating the absolute shit out of my spineless coward father
We should just call it Vietnam 2
The shitty thing is that I can't even fight my dad. He's cartoonishly weak compared to me. If my pawpaw was still alive he'd be like 90, and he'd be a better fight than my dad.
"The moderate position" is why we are currently at war with Iran. A war that the USA will certainly lose.
Because they are soulless monsters that should have been culled from the population when they were sociopathic children.
Every single executive responsible for the pivot towards AI should starve in the street. Their families should starve in the street with them. This is the future that they sought, we should reward them with it.
Good. This is what they deserve. No one that was part of this decision deserves to be able to make a living ever again. They should be destitute, begging on corners. They should know the horrors that they foisted upon their writers.
This September will be our 12 year anniversary
Painstakingly explaining to Lorne Michaels that actually it is very funny that someone used a forklift with solid non-cushion tires on an unpaved surface
Remembering the time that I was in a canoe with a guy named John. I told him that I had a crush on a woman, and I wanted to sing her a song. Source Decay by @themountaingoats.bsky.social . He listened to it and gave me notes. A few days later, that woman became my girlfriend. Then, my wife.
We're so fucked. It's so fucking bleak. But I will not give up. I will fork and lift pallets until everyone is fed, from my cats all the way to kiddrew.
This could be in an I Spy book
let me get this straight. @aaron.bsky.team got so mad he blocked another one of those 'pesky angry women'.
he got mad that he was getting dragged for this, and suspended the account.
am i getting this right? i think i am because there are many, MANY such cases
Marge Sort.
Ohhhh this is so good
Sometimes I get really scared
I like getting insanely baked and watching YouTube videos about pulsars
STELLATHON is going strong for several more hours! Iβm so humbled by the turnoutβplease drop by if you havenβt! Thereβs a ton of fun stuff going on
french dogs be like ouaf ouaf ouaf
He's only a few more years away from creating a power plant out of mud and fire
Sad that the world is so homophobic they they wonβt simply use the gay of Hormuz instead
Hate it when that happens to me
Some intern remembered yugioh and cried until they let him put it in the edit
#constipnation
no #constipnation
Get their asses lmao
Y'all ever take a shit
Oh hell yeag
