Devin

how beautiful to see the lesbian bar playing SVU

the fly has followed me to a new room. goodbye everyone is was nice knowing you 🫡

Sabrina Carpenter performing at the VMAs. She’s looking over her shoulder and she’s wet.

me delivery a client terrible news at 4:19 pm on a Friday and closing my laptop for the weekend:

there’s a fly buzzing around my office. if you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’ve thrown myself into a river and I’ve been washed out to sea.

:(

on the plus side, I know more about my friend’s holes than what they do for work and I think that’s beautiful.

another day in cooperate America wishing I could just into a river and float away

there are no good or bad voyeurs, right @masterblaster69.bsky.social?

what if instead of working a 9-5 I just jumped in a peaceful river and floated away?

I love when I get a notification on IG that someone liked or reacted to my story and I’m like “hmm I wonder what I posted” because I have zero recollection

and now THIS. I wish Instagram let you mute words

😹😹 once I was in the car and not yapping with my friends I wanted immediate sleep

I might’ve stayed out past my bedtime but I was gifted a bottle of hot sauce and I’m pretty happy about that

It’s almost midnight on a school night and I’m still out :( I want to be in my bed :(

I laughed out loud

:(

out of habit I took otc sleeping pills with my nightly meds forgetting I drank tonight. wish me luck!

I’m not a disney adult I’m a disney channel original adult

Screen shot from the Finch app that says “reflect on what went well during the day” “I are pickles”

I’m a simple girl

honey, is that mustard in your eye? or are you just happy to see me?

I just finally got a break from seeing t*ylor sw*ft all over my feed and now this 😭😭

after a period of no reposts the tattoo artist reposted my last three tattoos. I feel untouchable

along with people that talk loudly on the phone on public transit

I think all scalpers should be but on cruise ships and sunk to the bottom of the sea

I would pay double the price for a Lyft if the driver would actually play music. A 20 min silent ride makes me want to jump out of the moving car.

A screenshot of the Finch app that says “Reflect on what went well during the day” “I saw whales”

Whales in the water surrounded by birds and mountains

Alaska self care continues

A screenshot from the finch app that says: “Reflect on what went well during the day” “I saw a moose”

A moose

Self care in Alaska

🎶Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble, but I've got a war in my mind
I just ride🎶

those AI self driving wall-e wheelchairs at the airport are so dystopian. they make me want to scream.

for those who are dumb enough to buy silly things online