I love when one cat hears another cat fucking with something in the distance and their immediate reaction is "oooh I wanna fuck with stuff too" and runs away 😼
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Oh so when a chef starts a fire in a kitchen it's called "flombé" but when I do it, it's all "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"
28.09.2025 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Children’s book with a kid and dog with text that reads how big is this shitshow?
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27.09.2025 13:17 — 👍 2015 🔁 315 💬 43 📌 9
I am rocking-out-to-every-song-they-play-in-the-grocery-store years old.
27.09.2025 13:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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