Skwirt Cobain

Screenshot: dystopian DHS Twitter post with a video of agents attacking a person in a frog costume. The caption in the post: "End of the Dark Age, beginning of the Golden Age. JOIN.ICE.GOV"

Welcome to the new dark ages
Yeah, I hope you're living right
These are the new dark ages

#BadReligion

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Never trust a guy whose beard and pubes are the same length.

You’re telling me a banana nutted in this muffin?

“Hold me now, I'm 1.829 metres from the edge and I'm thinking maybe 1.829 metres ain't so far down” - European Creed

“What doesn’t kill you makes you funny.”

- Henry Rollins

I finally watched all the porn on the Internet.

Can’t wait for season 2 😍

Blonde guy in a Green Day shirt and green jacket is smoking a joint as the sun goes down

HEY AQUALUNG!!

The Pope died on Easter. You know what that means, six more weeks of winter 😑

Woulda been tight if Michael Bay made “Titanic” and the ship just like fuckin exploded.

A guitar amp with six pink stickers with a word each on them: text reads: “TRANSPHOBES EAT SHIT AND DIE ALONE”

Now, then, forever

nazis suck. Fuck nazis!

🖕🏼🖕🏼 nazis!

You say we’re headed for a depression? Oh buddy, I’m already there 😎

screen shot of a meme posted on courtney love’s instagram account that’s says “lol i gave you a boner” in black text over a pink rose

relationship goals

Rip to the grill man

New Assassins Creed makes me nut 💦

I feel like we’re living in a universe where Ted went to military school and Wyld Stallyns never wrote that song and we never learned to be “excellent to each other”

Look, all I’m saying is don’t hang a cool mirror in your bathroom if you don’t want me to take thirsty pics

You can't be Punk and be Homophobic cartoon in archies style

Still true #MusicSky

Lotta people out there relying on autocorrect to tell me how dumb I am 😬

Candid photo of the sweetest and sleepiest boi ever..oh yeah and also my cat

#cat #cozy #ibanez #ragdoll

New shrew just dropped

If I was tasked with naming a species of bird I think I’d go with “Snarkish Gargler”