Sarah DeVito🫧🩷

Making my friends Valentines cards, because the world is gross & I love them very much. #art

me: i'd like to buy that jacket for my girlfriend
store clerk: the double breasted one?
me: yes that's her

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

I've been watching

#WonenInMaleDominatedFields

I can't stop saying crazy style

Yes to both

Put the coke in my soda, give me a lobotomy, and hit me with the Valium

Every disaster movie starts with scientists being ignored. Good thing we’re not doing that.

9-1-1

As an Aries & a slut this is right up my alley

We're here, we're queer, we're pissed tf off

This is Amerikkka

If the end of the universe was sponsored by Taco Bell:

the Big Freeze- the Baja Blast
the Big Crunch- the Crunchwrap Supreme
the Big Slurp- the Drinks Party Pack
the Big Rip- I'll let you sort this one

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
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The hottest thing a person can do tbh

Obsessive girls 5ever

#virginsuicides #Blackswan
#Americanpsycho

Mango can also get fucked up easily. It's either delicious or smells like cat piss. No in-between

Also grapefruit white claws are my favorite 🫶

My ass should be president tbh

It's finally in the heart of the fucked up and I'm READY

*overdoing it with the highlighter* this is the skin of a killer, bella

Thank fuck

The way this fucking show hit me with the weight of 100 situationships

I wasn't ready

#NormalPeople

#embroidery

Some embroidery I've done
with my own little rat hands

#embroidery #art #TheBiggerTheHoops #frog #barbie

Rarely is there a statue you shouldn't shit on

You know what, posting is fun but I think I'll just come over. Where do you guys live