Jesse Squire

a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field ALT: a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field

I’m happy for you, of course, but for us…

I thought he told
You to get a Walkman and a fedora, something about keeping Austin weird?

10,000 spoons when all you kneed is a knife?

Probably better off. It’s all just different attempts to bring back silverlight.

You sure that was vibe coding? I thought you were just reviewing a PR from @parkplusplus.bsky.social. I mean, the drunken toddler comparison is apt either way.

See? Pure delight.

It was nice to see something outrageous and be able to assume someone else was trolling. Now, you just can’t be sure.

I consider that high praise.

Trolling a nervous new mother with injury pictures from the internet.

It’s been a long while since I’ve done anything more than doomscroll Facebook and be disappointed in people. Every once in a while, it likes to remind me how lucky @michellesquire.bsky.social is to have me in her life. Living with me is a constant delight.

From back when we were newish parents:

I mean, to be fair, that’s her “year round office blanket.”

You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced a good ol’ Newark stabbing. You’re missing out!

For shame! You have a garden in NJ and you’re not growing fresh pork roll?

@stateofnewjersey.bsky.social, can you please help me understand why the NJ division of taxation feels that it is a good idea to request a social security number over email? Are your IT security policies really that poor?

I hear PHP is nice…

*for anyone.

Yet another typo preserved for posterity.

I was fortunate enough to sneak in for this, and it was amazing for and anyone who loves old Microsoft stories.

Are we allowed to heckle by throwing produce or do I need to send @parkplusplus.bsky.social back to the store?

It’s good to see that you’ve got your priorities straight and made sure support for HTTP 418 is built-in from the start.

Congrats!

You need a comment, of course.

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Only after your tears mix with it…

Meme says “Diversity hurts no one you stupid fuck.”

Amen

I'm excited to announce the first beta of our official #AzureSDK for #rustlang crates! This initial release includes Key Vault Secrets and Keys, Event Hubs including AMQP support, our core crates, and Identity. Cosmos is following soon. We have more planned including some usability improvements.

I mean, that would end the debate over whether there’s there is a “Central Jersey”, but how long would it take to run the parkway through all of that?

They sure do love .NET’s DateTime.MinValue and DateTime.MaxValue for magic numbers in the messaging services.