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I have a coworker that will start a conversation with me, silently change their mind and then make the conversation gradually more confusing as we go.

Unrelated, I’ve often wondered how easy it would be to create some sort of “launch person into the sun” device.

TIL that the youth are not as interested in dot matrix printers as I assumed. I’ve never seen people check out of a conversation so fast.

Oof. Much shorter - down to a 1.5 minutes. I need to work on that in normal conversations. :|

Yeah and now I’m also cutting a lot of dead space. So it’s going to be shorter! :)

Maybe this is a blessing in disguise

Cool, just recorded 5 minutes of a demo with no audio. Cool cool cool cool cool…..

I just watched someone cut their pizza into 75ths and it was amazing.

@larryosterman.github.io “I suck at this social thing.”

Sometimes I send out so many parallel messages in teams that all I see in the chats pane is a bunch of …’s typing their replies and it feels like I’ve accomplished something. Even if all I’ve done is make people viscerally angry at me.

I have discovered, due to window and desk placement, that one of my arms is now tanned darker than the other. So now I need to institute some sort of rotation policy, like I’m a rotisserie chicken.

Is it the right time to hash out relationship concerns when you're melded with a symbiote? I guess there are some questions that even science can't answer.

I had a person say that they felt that I'd barely told them anything about myself after a long conversation.

If they knew me well, they'd know I'd never do that.

Well…there goes that.

I am continually reminded that I have (somehow) prevented @omg.squire.wtf from mentioning me, but I CAN mention him. I like this asymmetry.

Second fun fact, apparently the prize for finding this bug is Larry’s beard, which just comes off in one piece. I learned a lot today, not all of it was wanted.

I’ve never heard you call your cats by number before but it makes sense. 3 is my personal favorite.

I hear the Europe song “The Final Countdown” all the time if someone mentions a countdown but now it happens if I just hear Europe.

And…now it’s happening again. Send help.

My hope is you just drop them anonymously into their mailbox. No context, and you do it everyday.

Playing the Indiana Jones game and in a biplane so I immediately turn the gun on our own tail.

Absolutely paid off.

(Sent you the executable)

Or a genius. Opinions vary, day to day.

I added a little litter backpack to my litter automaton, and now I fear I might have given it too much power.

I’ve somehow managed to selectively prevent @omg.squire.wtf from contacting me. I think this was a good move.

I did not realize rentable dogs exists! This has been a continual joke business idea between and work colleague and I.

Now I wonder if “you’ll have 2000% of shares in rent a dog” is legally actionable.

Based on my muscle soreness I do not appear to be at “lift two goats at the same time” strength. It’s good to have goals (and goats) however.

It seems that some of the most vibrant colored birds have the absolute worst bird calls. I guess you can’t max out all attributes when you’re designing a bird.

More @osterman.bsky.social facts: he once got a text he showed me…wait, never mind.

Only the plants were spared in your rampage.

That is quite possibly the coolest sentence I’ve ever read.

It’s that dilemma of “what if I also did not care what my kid reads” but I just can’t quite get there. I’m doing the same kind of “maybe if we push some boundaries but not all boundaries”.