Brent Kelley

HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYBODY INCLUDING THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, THE CRYBABY BIGOTS, THE FAKE CHRISTIANS, THE DUE PROCESS HATING FASCISTS, THE BILLIONAIRE WORSHIPERS, THE BRAINWASHED CULT MEMBERS, THE RUSSIAN ASSETS & THE DEMENTIA-STRICKEN DIAPER WEARING GAMESHOW HOSTS WITH TINY HANDS!

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Stanislav is a brilliant artist who suffers from cerebral palsy. The last thing he should have to worry about is keeping a roof over his head. I'd be grateful if you could share his gofundme link or better yet send him a few bucks.
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Musk saying people call him a Bond villain... he's an Austin Powers villain at best.

Keep an eye on what tariffs do to the housing market. When lumber prices skyrocket, new construction plummets. Inventory drops, prices go up. Real estate investors love buying rentals & they can afford to. Soon they'll be able to discriminate their renters however they want. The turmp family dream.

Just saying, musk would own the libs so hard if he made a cyber truck into a submarine and drove it down to the wreckage of the Titanic.

I wrote this book in 2017, but it's even more relevant today.

A despot called Prophit King has risen to power following a staged ass____tion attempt, and The Nation has become a police state fixated on a sport called Cruce. A sportscaster named Molly has caught Prophit King's eye, and telling him no is not an option. Can she escape? Can The Nation be saved?

Because some of you deserve it, here is a picture of S'moresey, smilin' handsome:

Give him a minute, he'll do as he's told. LG is spineless and unshackled by the weight of any principles.

All I'm saying is trump is too big of a coward to put Barack Obama on the Supreme Court. Bok-bok, chicken-man! Ya don't have the GUTS!

YOU can listen to the latest episode of Destroy the Files... NOW! We talk about that time I got violated by a sasquatch on a camping trip, so maybe you don't HAVE to listen to it.
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Whoa! I just read that oil companies have CEOs, too! 👀

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Pedro, with zero energy and a bad wig, said, "Vote for me, and all of your wildest dreams will come true." He left the stage, then Napoleon came out and did a little dance. An empty promise and a weird dance were all it took for Pedro to win class president, and I've been thinking about this a lot.

Skeletor for Ambassador to Eternia!

CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!

Oh no. I've downloaded and opened yet another attachment from a suspicious email in my spam folder, and now my work computer's fan is so loud I had to go outside. Could the two things be related? We may never know. Guess I should probably head home while it sorts itself out.

You know how you like audiobooks? Well, here's my short story The Voyage of the OM-16 in convenient audio format. Pour a glass of wine, sit back, and listen as my friend @JordanEtheredge narrates this wacky deep space adventure! youtu.be/SuAG3IvEihY

Publisher Friends, I could use a help:
The rights to my books reverted to me & I pub'd them under a new imprint. The editions won't link up, so the reviews aren't carrying over to the 2nd eds. Amazon customer service is no help. Anybody else dealt with this?
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I can't wait to be creative again! It's going to be straight up freakin' bonkers when that happens! We're talking stories, art, videos, comics, weird sculptures... all kinds of stuff! Definitely looking forward to that.

CRUCE ROOSTERS takes place in the near future, where a tyrant named Prophit King presides over the ultimate sport: Cruce. A young sportscaster named Molly has caught his eye, and telling him no is not an option. Dystopian horror, all the TWs.
www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...
GIT IT!!!

Wondering what a 2nd turmp administration would look like? Don't burn the country down, just read Cruce Roosters! www.amazon.com/Cruce-Rooste...

First time seeing a snapping turtle in mid-November here in Northern Wisconsin. I have named him "Snappy" because right after I took this photo, he put on a really snappy outfit.

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Is today the day you walk with legends and buy your copy of DOOMSDAY FURNACE?
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The author assures me it is not cursed in any way.*

😐 The stakes are much higher than I realized...

Aerial photo of a sunset over Lake Nokomis in northern Wisconsin. Smooth waters reflect the pastel blue, pink, purple, and orange of the sky.

Struggling at times to find time for creative things, but I found a minute to fly the drone yesterday. Here's hoping I can find some more minutes to finish this book.

Here's to the next 750, Bluegal!
#freshlypoured

I had an idea for a video game called Chuggie's Wargoat Racing, and I realized that few things would make me happier than seeing it get made. I commissioned some concept art, and I am more excited than ever. Chances it actually gets made? I'd say slim. I press on. Can't wait to show you this arts!

This buddy is about to get a new home, but I have some left. Let me know if you just gotta have one of your very own, and I'll head down to the summoning pit!