Ben

Ben

@theotherbfg.bsky.social

Going to the cemetery with my toothbrush Cincinnatian โ€ข ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿšฒ ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿชด โœˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ @mikeiam.bsky.social

813 Followers 1,685 Following 1,013 Posts Joined Nov 2024
5 hours ago

it only counts as petroleum if it comes from the strait of hormuz region of the middle east. otherwise itโ€™s just crude oil

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1 day ago

Listening to Holstโ€™s The Planets improves my mood every single time.

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1 day ago
Bridge of the Enterprise-D

Unsolicited deck pic.

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1 day ago
A stuffed toy bunny in a pink dress asking โ€œare we in hell?โ€

gm

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1 day ago

We'd never have all this trouble with the Gay of Hormuz, that's all I'm saying

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3 days ago

Pharaoh Akhenaten circa 1353 BC when he decided to create a new state religion for Egypt

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6 days ago

jd vance:

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1 week ago

march the fourth be with you or whatever obi-won said

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1 week ago
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Put it in every midterm ad

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1 week ago

Another day wondering where the fuck is Congress and why are they doing nothing. Sigh.

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1 week ago

All the early bulbs are already well on there way here ๐Ÿฅฐ

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1 week ago

We got freezing rain. At least snow is pretty?

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1 week ago

Grape vats when Lucyโ€™s on vacation in Italy:

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1 week ago

Respect for the level of ambition

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1 week ago

Good morโ€”-what the fuck

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1 week ago

It didnโ€™t have to be this way.

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1 week ago
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2 weeks ago

Newspapers & magazines stop publishing Jesse Singalโ€™s slop challengeโ€ฆwhen?!

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2 weeks ago

Congratulations!!

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2 weeks ago

I love how so many starters have pun names. Ours is Jean-Luc Bรขtard.

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2 weeks ago
A photo of a โ€œFISH BUTCHERYโ€

DONT NEED NO HATERATION HOLLERATION IN THIS

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2 weeks ago

Thank you!

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2 weeks ago

Pandemic + midlife crisis

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2 weeks ago
A container holding a group of chocolates shaped like cacao pods. They are decorated in tones of gold and copper and their filling is a blood orange caramel. Four small boxes of chocolates bearing the branding of my former company. The boxes are chocolate brown with a metallic sheen. Around each box is a strip of hand-marbled paper that seals it.

Came out of chocolatier retirement as a favor for an event and tbh, I forgot how good at this I used to be.

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2 weeks ago

It was great once we knew the concert wasnโ€™t getting cancelledโ€”got to spend 90 minutes seeing everyoneโ€™s outfits!

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2 weeks ago

You missed the crazy rain of night one!

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2 weeks ago

Gorgeous!

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3 weeks ago

The only candidate Iโ€™ve ever voted for that hasnโ€™t let me down? Kelly Clarkson.

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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago

Congrats!

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