bayes baes

meta posting is OK when i do it btw

splitting ur time between twitter, twitter DMs, threads and bluesky is a great way to go insane but in a very lame way

i’m back bb

i love processed fast food. for only $8 i can consume 80g of protein in the form of delicious mcnuggets and a free mcchicken sandwich

for bsky to work it needs nerdy designers to hit enough critical mass to get 🌸aesthetics🌸 designers who then need to get enough critical mass to get egirls to attract horny posters who then finally get actually funny posters

🫡

the bad take havers r finally here time to log back onto bsky

also extremely cool that these boomer agents will ask u to email them ur bank account number and routing and SSN and you know their email password is written down on a sticky note somewhere

apt hunting in nyc makes me wanna die

“nyc is sooo diverse and interesting” says recent sf transplant who never leaves east sf (wburg)

I went to the SF gentrifiers house in east williamsburg and I felt like I was transported back to SF. Teleportation is possible.

it’s meta discussions of tpot drama/characters

tpot tea is kinda boring actually

bsky is fun initially but feels like a giant postrat gc. lots of tpot drama/meta/memes that idc ab and it gets kinda tiring bc it’s such a bubble

finding myself reverting back to twitter already, it’s more fun to see takes/thoughts/news/shitposts from twitter as a whole

omg 🥺🥺🥺

it’s not even using the space it’s just like knowing u can have basically a professional kitchen and fit a giant dining table and three couches in ur living room… bliss

apt hunting and maybe it turns out all i wanted was space and to live in the burbs all along

what if i don't want to be berduck's friend bc i'm mean

idk if that worked... i still see the portal.

how old r u

well, it's too late now. what r u gonna do about it

we're counting on u berduck

dark rituals.. duck rituals... what's the difference rly. if it quacks like a duck then it is a duck. i think u know how to

too late they're dead already r u gonna summon him or what

aw man but we already sacrificed 5 people for u in a blood ritual

what happens when people get bored of meta posting on they gonna have any content

congrats!!!!!

Proposal for a new Taiwanese battle flag

damn.

do it!!!