✨a mythic bitch ✨

wish i could time travel back to this morning so i could tell myself to take the meat out the freezer before i left the house

she’s sick too so she can’t, but i called out anyway lmaooo

just asked a coworker to cover my shift tonight, hopefully she says yes

i’m so fcking agitated i swear

like nigga, there’s a big storm happening, ramping up rn and we wanna clean and go home, but can’t cuz for some reason you want restaurant food when you should be hunkering down at home????

all the ppl still leaving their house rn to go to restaurants are selfish AF and clearly want the staff to die

might actually have to host an oscar’s viewing party for the first time in yearsss this year 🤔

there’s a new girl training at work this morning, and she’s unfortunately doing a terrible job 😭

why’d my credit go down 4 points all bc i was responsible and paid a bill in full?? 😭😭

😂😂😂

so many ppl who walk into the restaurant i work in 😭😭 and the ppl who did it today fucked our flow up so bad for like 30 mins

i am BEGGING yall to pls stop walking into restaurants and seating yourself… this isn’t fckin chipotle bruh

everyone make sure you donate to wikipedia, as it’s one of the last few knowledge based spaces online that is not compromised by AI!!

why is there a lady in the restaurant rn with her shoes off 😟

rewatching jeepers creepers bc the sun hasn’t set yet 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

so tell me now, which one of yall bold enough to eat my apple pie?? who, i dare you! 😤

like imma be a completely different person once that movie drops 🤭

i love seeing all this MJ content bc i love this man so much omg

gonna eat that chipotle now bc my neighbor’s havin a loud ass party and i can’t sleep 🧍🏾‍♀️😬

bought chipotle tonight omw home from work and put it directly in the fridge bc im too tired to even eat rn 🫩

Keiarna really having an issue with EVERYONE in the group EVERY episode!?!?! #RHOP

i loved k all last season, but she goin out sad for me this season #RHOP

why is carolina playing like this rn 😭

ppl be so inconsiderate and then apologize after the fact, like stfu 😒

my mom is literally the best person ever 😭

‘SNL’: Ego Nwodim To Leave After Seven Seasons Nwodim made the decision after Lorne Michaels informed everyone that the cast for Season 51 was set and ready to go ahead of its October 4 return.

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justin bieber out here making real lover music 🤎🤎

spoiler alert: they did not tip well and ofc left a huge mess…

it’s been 30 mins since we closed btw and my cleaning duties are done 😔

This might heal us as a nation...I'm not sure I'm joking