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Lisa Humphries

@mtnmommaljh.bsky.social

she/her / chasing Jesus with all my heart / Director of Pastoral Care at The Intention Church / contentedly meloncholic πŸ’™ mountain life 🌲 future chaplainπŸ•―see and honor the Imago Dei in ALL - (@mtnmommaljh on Twitter)

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100% something I would do!

08.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kids are VERY into Weird Al. Ngl, I really love it!

07.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh...wait! Has Weird Al done a parody of Happy? Because that could definitely explain this!

07.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking my son's solo in his school play is Happy, but w/ different lyrics.
Either that, or he's got some serious lyrics confusion going on!

07.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got "earworm Rick Rolled" by my son, and now I'm just doing dishes, singing:
Never gonna give
Never gonna give
(Give you up)

04.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me, to my tress every summer:
I love you guys! You create so much shade and help keep the house and yard cooler! So beautiful!

Me, to my trees every fall:
Ugh...seriously?! Is it really necessary to have so many leaves and then drop them over multiple weeks? So much raking!

04.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Tuesday @intentionchurch.com fam!
Reminder - Our Intercessory Prayer Meeting is TODAY at 4pmPST / 7pmEST!
Head to our website and click the clock to join us!
Drop any prayer requests below or send me a DM if you prefer πŸ’œ

04.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Much like a nursing home, penguins at a Boston aquarium can age with dignity Lambert, a critically endangered African penguin, has moved to a special geriatric island at the New England Aquarium in Boston.

Here's some happiness for you!

03.11.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that does sound lovely πŸ’œ

01.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with his feet up and says i 'll allow it . ALT: a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with his feet up and says i 'll allow it .
01.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*trick-or-treating

01.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of parents I saw wearing backpack coolers and pounding beers while treak-or-treating with their kids is...something...

01.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES!! I also love Purple Heather (by Tod Stewart), which has the bouzouki, which is v. similar to the mandolin (and is very. fun to say)!
I'm actually a huge fan of the whole Spanner in the Works album 😬

31.10.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would say a 3-4 on a scale of 10 (for damage). I'm just thankful we're having a dry stretch right now - I hope they can at least patch the holes before the next rain.

31.10.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy...using Google translate to figure out how to tell the neighbors that the pesky woodpecker that's been hanging out all summer has pecked holes in their siding 😬

31.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno...I could go for the Geico Gecko as my conscience...

31.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely guilty of stalking all the websites re SNAP 😭

31.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This month (especially this last week) have wrecked havoc on my nervous system.

What are your favorite nervous system "calm down"/reset techniques?

31.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hugs, dear one. It's okay to be sad. πŸ’œ

31.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine they have worked up iron-clad liability releases. Which should be a major 🚩

31.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have hurriedly scrolled past videos of "newborn/infant adjustments" - each time with the full body shudder.
Can we not??

31.10.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All it takes is a couple kids in the friend group using "y'all" (my daughters) and the next thing you know, the whole group of CA born & bred girls is using it!

My work here is done πŸ₯°

31.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's pretty great about dealing with the kitchen every afternoon when he gets home and again before bed. He's just not able to stand, so needs different chores πŸ˜…

30.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband has been home from work b/c he messed up his ankle. He's going a bit stir crazy, so he asked for chores.
He's folding laundry...
"Um, babe? How do you know which socks are whose socks?"

30.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa! Huge rush of nostalgia!

28.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have a Delorean?!

28.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Always shake your kids' clothes before washing - found a stash of rocks in a pocket this morning!

28.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Tuesday @intentionchurch.com fam!
Reminder - Our Intercessory Prayer Meeting is TODAY at 4pmPST / 7pmEST!
Head to our website and click the clock to join us!
Drop any prayer requests below or send me a DM if you prefer πŸ’œ

28.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely you!! But he gets mad props for matching his dog!

28.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!! Needed this today!

28.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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