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The AEW World Champion's issues with the Don Callis Family see "Hangman" Adam Page battling Josh Alexander in a Grudge Match when #AEWDynamite is LIVE this Wednesday at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max

09.09.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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You underestimate the stupidity of Americans. Itโ€™s literally what got us here in the first place

13.07.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to the USA of 2025, where condemning genocide is deemed antisemitism and can get you deported, but building concentration camps and calling bankers โ€˜Shylocksโ€™ doesnโ€™t get condemned by the news media at all.

05.07.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14341    ๐Ÿ” 3972    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 250    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104
Ana Samways
@AnaSamways
What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?


cinnamon apple @konylishious
day drinking, speaking two languages, hard drugs, tax avoidance

Ana Samways @AnaSamways What's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich? cinnamon apple @konylishious day drinking, speaking two languages, hard drugs, tax avoidance

Celebrating an all timer

18.04.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Good Friday
is when pro-death penalty Christians
mark the execution of anti-death penalty Jesus;
and it's all irony-free.

18.04.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2586    ๐Ÿ” 563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 69    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Booing Lindor now ????

19.04.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the Mets archived game from earlier

18.04.2025 06:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t bother me with fake accounts.

26.03.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems accurate.

06.03.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s not sleep on the main show as well as Oโ€™Connor was in his bag and the Teddy/Punk drama is insane

27.02.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Return of the Jedi for me (1997 re release)

24.02.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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During a special edition of Black Jeopardy! for SNL's 50th anniversary, Eddie Murphy delivered a pitch-perfect impression of Tracy Morgan while standing next to the real Tracy Morgan, causing everyone else to break character โ†’ cons.lv/RPcLBZ

17.02.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 413    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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๐Ÿšจ|Sabrina Carpenter performed a parody of โ€œYou Belong With Meโ€ on SNL!

17.02.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 619    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Kind of an emotional television night. Youโ€™ve got SNL 50 on nbc, and youโ€™ve got the final @thenba.space on @tntsportsus.bsky.social . Truly an end of an era.

17.02.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why the hell did they cows mooing in JBLโ€™s wwe theme !!!
And yes this has bothered me for two decades

09.02.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@lancestorm.bsky.social
This years batch is ready !

09.02.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should probably work on wiping his own ass first.

05.02.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Season 4 / Episode 6

Season 4 / Episode 6

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"You know, when I was a boy I really wanted a catcher's mitt.
But my dad wouldn't get it for me.
So I held my breath until I passed out
and banged my head on the coffee table.
The doctors thought I might have brain damage."

"Dad, what's the point of this story?"

"I like stories."

01.02.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Trump To Victimsโ€™ Families: โ€˜Iโ€™m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schoolsโ€™

Trump To Victimsโ€™ Families: โ€˜Iโ€™m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schoolsโ€™

Trump To Victimsโ€™ Families: โ€˜Iโ€™m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schoolsโ€™
theonion.com/trump-t...

31.01.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6311    ๐Ÿ” 815    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

New nba hoops like nice

29.01.2025 07:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Providence doesnโ€™t want to take this game seriously ? Iโ€™ll watch the nba instead.

25.01.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This doesnโ€™t even scratch the surface on the calls New England use to get like 20 years ago.

18.01.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did I beat the hell out of a 5 year old in basketball ? Yes
He needed a good beating. Itโ€™ll only make him better

18.01.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 yr old*. My little buddy. Itโ€™s the damn best knowing that youโ€™re someoneโ€™s favorite human being

15.01.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@lancestorm.bsky.social my cousins 3 year is referring to himself as Jack action ! Letโ€™s fn go !!!!!

15.01.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Michigan finishes at 8-5.
Bad by program standards. And yet:
-Beat USC (#11 at the time)
-Beat Minnesota for the Brown Jug.
-Beat MSU for Paul Bunyan.
-Beat NU for the Jewett trophy.
-Beat #2 OSU in historic upset.
-Beat #11 Bama in a bow.
Not sure any Michigan team got more bang for the buck.

01.01.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Is this one of those things where random โ€œhot chicksโ€ that either want money or are 50 year old men slide into my dms? Not a fan

01.01.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Scallop and lemon pepper chicken flatbread

30.12.2024 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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