Yoda got a glow-up here
05.12.2025 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@iguandonjim.bsky.social
New name, same pastry face, emigrating from The Bad Place
Yoda got a glow-up here
05.12.2025 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0FIFA peace prize
Person who actually deserves a trophy is the artist who made the FIFA peace prize trophy look like everyone in the entire world holding their head in their hands out of secondhand embarrassment
05.12.2025 19:38 β π 2982 π 632 π¬ 73 π 136Amazing stuff here
05.12.2025 22:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh dear
05.12.2025 22:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, what.... How does that work? Change at.... West Hampstead?
05.12.2025 22:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry... π¬ I'm sure they won't! You have to be really unlucky for that to happen!
I'm sure you did it in a kind compassionate manner that meant they took it in the manner in which it was intended.
Apologies, it was only meant to be tongue in cheek!
The television from the Tom Jones Sex Bomb video again, except it's Russ from Cheshire on it l instead
Sex blog
Sex blog
Russ's sex blog
Gloopy custard front bum
Mingey mingey minge
Is this performance art? This is incredible.
05.12.2025 21:25 β π 100 π 4 π¬ 5 π 1Oh and what's really fun is when they hit you with a formal complaint π¬π
05.12.2025 22:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I don't want racists π¬
05.12.2025 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtu.be/rubibRNTZXs?...
Honestly, worth a watch π
Ok so after a load of FIFA-madness inspired spamming, I'm re-upping this:
Anyone fancy a drink/hang about next Saturday?
Key location information - In London! Pref. South or Central!
Kevin Hart looks like a special effect from Lord of the Rings π
05.12.2025 19:11 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1I assume Jack is referring to a visibly aged and partially mobile Village People performing at the world cup draw....
05.12.2025 19:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I've never forgiven Tom Boyd
05.12.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What silly cunt is going to score an own goal against Brazil this time? X
05.12.2025 19:07 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 3 π 2I think the commentator is announcing which coaches are dancing??
05.12.2025 19:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't wait to get beat by Haiti in New York πππ
05.12.2025 19:00 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Just.
05.12.2025 18:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're gonna get fucking Italy aren't we
05.12.2025 18:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh for cuntings sake.
05.12.2025 18:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0David "Black'em" is a banger tho
05.12.2025 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Personally, I blame the casting director
05.12.2025 18:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bring back Rio's World Cup Wind-Ups
05.12.2025 18:14 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Same as above, but larger text
I've updated the text size to reflect my strength of feeling.
05.12.2025 18:15 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0To be fair, he has asked for it to be called football so he's redeemed himself slightly
05.12.2025 18:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bring back Rio's World Cup Wind-Ups
05.12.2025 18:14 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Have you seen the Yank Sawk-hurr fans trying to claim how great Pulisic is? π¬π
05.12.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Matthew McConaghy? My man-crush?? Now we're talking.
He can handle my balls anyday of the week