Ok hear me out...no grushi sounds terrible.
Had a random driver at the crosswalk roll down her window and compliment my look today.
Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂
So, if my taxes are being funded for stuff by the government - then why does everything still suck?
How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon?
Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵
If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???
Aesthetics for 2026 with no context:
Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌
Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀
Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖
Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩💻
Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨
I must look out for my trash brethren
And geese. Fuck geese.
Also on that note - fuck seagulls.
Seagulls are the real villains out here.
Pigeons are a totally underrated bird and no one can convince me otherwise. Fuck the "rats with wings" slander - #teampigeon
I mean, it makes sense. Big city means more people in and out everyday, and even in small towns there are aggressive people - just more likely to see it when in a big city bc of high population - so security usually deters people from acting up.
Like...it's literally in our policy to bring people to security if they need to make calls for a ride, or in his case an emergency contact. I was heading up to security thinking the guy was behind me - next thing I know he's banging chairs around so I head to security FAST.
Dude ended up leaving.
A lot of libraries in large cities have security just bc you have lots of ppl coming in and out and sometimes ppl can get aggressive. Basically dude said he was about to have a manic episode, which I understand as someone who is bipolar - but the phones at reference are not public use.
Bonus: I literally had to do story time right after and just act like everything is chill 😂
Love having a patron get extremely aggressive with me to the point where my manager urges me to get to a secure area just bc I told him I have to contact security if he needs to use the phone...bc our desk phones are not public...
I feel like it's hard for me this time of year to look more unapproachable - I'm in a big puffy coat looking like a goth marshmallow lol.
Exactly! I just wanna sip my coffee, maybe read a book or listen to a video. And like, the other person was nice and all but like...I just don't feel like talking 😆
I'm gonna need old ppl on the bus to realize that having headphones on my head and watching tiktok on my phone is a universal sign of: NO I DO NOT WANNA MAKE SMALL TALK.
Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.
Context: I puked on myself and was mad as fuck
Honestly idk why I fucking bother.
Truly and thoroughly...I do not matter. I'm fucking worthless.
I fucking looooove salt and vinegar chips.
I used to buy from a local kid who came to my library until she got older and left Scouts. After that I followed lists online to buy from disabled scouts. I try to buy them from local troops when I can, but I love supporting the scouts in general!
@marithecat.bsky.social I mean...it is the best flavor...at least tied evenly with salt and vinegar for me 😂
Istg every time I think about Girl Scout Cookies - Girl Scouts magically appear at the library.
Coincidence? I think not!
Dang it's all Mel's fault lol 💀
Why are we getting more snow? I do believe we have enough here right now...I do not need more..I'm cancelling my subscription to winter kthxbyeeee
It truly is 😂
I was being big silly and asked Mari if she regrets moving in with me yet bc I'm a gremlin.
Mari: the only one who regrets moving here is you.
Me: I don't regret moving here!
Mari: walk outside in the snow and tell me you don't hate it right now.
She's not even wrong. Fuck all this snow 😂
This is possum slander. Wow.
Me to @bawxxy.bsky.social: holy shit the piles of snow are taller than me!
Nina: being taller than you isn't that impressive, but still :3
😂
