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Lol it's one of those - you love it or you hate it drinks bc it's fermented 😂

I love it.

@yuriko.bsky.social hates it lol

*Sipping kombucha at my desk*

Little kid: what's that?

Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda.

Kid: Does it taste good?

Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂

I am dead fucking serious lol. Patron needed help printing pics from his phone, he plugged it into the PC and he's like, "how do I know which folder it's in?"

So I sorted them by date, and he opened the folder and just... yeah the pics he needed were there but so was his 🍆🍆🍆

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but:

If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏

Was listening to music while shelving, so I only caught the latter of the altercation but it was "something something, you busted ass can of biscuits."

After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.

alderfae - Twitch (18+| Alder's Never Played: Hades

🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇
Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤

Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about.

I'll be fiiiine :3
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And kisses :3

Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂

Twitch Twitch is the world

Getting in a raft with these crazy bitches. Wish me luck!

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I definitely laughed about that. But not about the other shit yesterday. I'll DM you 😆

There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids.

Adding that description to all my bios.

Moo, bitches.

She's my little basement creature 💕

Truuue lol. It just cracks me up bc I'll be in the kitchen, grabbing a coffee and then hear unhinged screaming from the basement 😂

Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses.

Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂

First attempt at #digitalart

Had fun!

As a librarian, I share this sentiment. I do not have or want children of my own, and I am perfectly happy to be a part of the 'village' that helps shape children into intelligent, kind, and empathetic humans.

Truth

Maybe I'm weird, but I think the best thing about having a day off from work is not having to put on a bra or pants for a full 24 hours.

Apologies #4: Margaret Atwood
#edusky #academicsky

OPINION: Teaching children through diverse and inclusive books improves their educational outcomes — Mahmoud v. Taylor could end that In Mahmoud v. Taylor, parents claim that a Maryland county’s board of education violated their religious rights by failing to provide an opt-out for their children from a read-aloud of a book with LGB...

must-read from @katherinelocke.bsky.social

hechingerreport.org/opinion-ever...

I've seen them being moved where I'm located, but we have to bc ALL of our YA books have to be re-evaluated and relabeled. I don't think the titles are anything on the ALA banned books list - we just have to reassess everything due to a change in state law.

It's all ridiculous to say that it's "porn" though. None of the books being targeted are porn...

Oh, trust me, they're going after manga too. Manga and graphic novels are heavy targets for scrutiny.

Very true. Did my MLIS thesis about banned books and a disproportionate number of authors are POC and/or LGBT - especially if the subject matter of the book is about race and/or sexuality. Was an interesting and bleak project.

That's not happening, but books are being banned or relocated in libraries across America bc of accusations like this. Trust me, it's a lot more complicated that what you're saying.