Alex

You’re never too old to get excited about new shoes, hun. ✨👞✨

Hope it passes quickly for both of you.

You had me at “music room”. Any other instruments there besides the piano?

Yeah…don’t do that. Ever. But especially first thing in the morning.

Happy New Year. Hope it’s a good one for you.

Very cool. Did you make the village yourself?

Happy New Year. Hope it’s a good one for you and may spring come quickly.

Puzzle semi-pro

…and every once in awhile, they get something right. 🏳️‍🌈

K I’m just gonna say it: in addition to being charismatic, likable, in tune with the electorate and on the side of the angels, NYC’s incoming mayor is a damn CUTIE PIE. 😍

Sometimes (very rarely) I feel sorry for Illinois republicans who are largely powerless in the face of a Democratic supermajority. Then I remember what my home state is like and I’m like “yeah fuck that”.

I wish mine would but I don’t hold out much hope for that happening anytime soon.

Where was this and how do I score an invite to the next one? 😁

RIP Spaceman. I was never a big fan of KISS but Ace was by far the most talented and the only member of the group I really liked.

Ugh. Hope you feel better quickly. I know others who’ve gone through this and it sounds very unpleasant.

THE 50¢ word for today is “ERSATZ”. IYKYK

For many people, love is real. For some of us, it’s arsenic wrapped in a candy shell. True story.

Illinois committee recommends state part ways with feds on COVID-19 vaccines The Illinois Department of Public Health Immunization Advisory Committee voted unanimously to recommend updated COVID-19 vaccines for all Illinois residents ages 18 and older.

Some good news for a change.

House party night in the burbs. Clothing optional, of course. 🎉

Ah ok, I didn’t even realize it was a verb. It was the panagram in yesterday’s NYT Spelling Bee. I never read that poem before. 🤷🏻‍♂️

What in the ever living fų¢% is a GALUMPH?? IYKYK

Vaxxed! Thanks to sound medical science and a state working to protect its citizens from the malevolent ignorance of the current regime. And as always, fų¢k trump and fų¢k rfkjr.

I’m not sure how restricting access to a vaccine against a potentially deadly virus coincides with “making America healthy again” but here we are. Please do everything in your power to get vaccinated. If you wish to repost this please use the original.

Quality over quantity.

a man applauds with the words way to go super proud of you behind him ALT: a man applauds with the words way to go super proud of you behind him

Congrats on your first 1K!

I just looked that up and it looks like fun. That being said, it would be even more fun if someone were able to organize a nude outing on it. 😊

RIP Ozzy Osbourne. Black Sabbath defined heavy metal and he was one of metal’s greatest voices. 🤘🏼