Hope

chase the cat and eat the garbage, my friends, for life is but short ✨💫

No one:
Me on Instagram: *deletes any comments on my posts that aren’t emojis*
Also me: ew

If it talks like a ____, if it salute's like a ____, then it's a ____

Wigglin around like maggots 🦇

For the first little bit every time it was mentioned I was like ??? Burgers? What?

I’m a shark 🐈‍⬛ 🦈

*Weather gets cold*

My cats: we must keep mom warm and be touching her 24/7 and also licking her hands

Me (said mom): kinda scared but so cute 🥺

A Grey Heron stands perfectly still, its long neck stretched tall and beak pointed forward, eyes wide and unblinking. Its sleek grey feathers and sharp stare give off an air of quiet determination...or perhaps silent desperation? With an expression that screams, "If I don’t move, maybe no one will ask me to do anything," it perfectly captures that classic Monday mood.

Monday mood: This Heron standing very still, hoping no one asks it to do anything today.

#MondayMotivation

Every time I see “BlueSky” I think of the burger place. I’ve never even eaten there. 😩

When I had hoped to live in interesting times this is not what the fuck I meant.

So are we being heathens here?😇