@hamm-i-am.bsky.social
I am three ham sandwiches in a trench coat.
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29.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How the hell is this Pokemon Homeland security video real!?!?
24.09.2025 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe my anxiety would be better if I stopped forgetting to take my anxiety meds?? Maybe?
06.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always get so excited whenever we’re able to upgrade or improve things in our house. It’s slow, but progress is progress
05.07.2025 23:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just finished Kingdom of Ash. It’s wild that I’ve finally finished the Throne of Glass series. The series was a total of 4,929 pages, and now the journey is over.
28.06.2025 02:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fireworks started early this year, apparently
09.06.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My mornings consist of a dog who wishes we could stay in bed all day and cuddle and a dog who is super excited to wake up and sow a little chaos.
29.05.2025 10:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And then it got pushed back to the next day
18.05.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still no power 😓😓 It’s not estimated to be on until 7 pm now
17.05.2025 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No power, so work coffee it is
16.05.2025 10:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fun with snapchat filters
15.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This sounds so bad without context lol
12.03.2025 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The look Squid gives me when I tell her that she has to share
07.03.2025 12:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Facts
05.03.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awwwe I love you too ❤️
Also, I do use this app lol.
Squid 🦑
13.02.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Homeownership is an adventure. We have a plumber coming monday because our sink won’t drain and nothing is working 🥲
At least we don’t have to worry about moving every couple of years anymore, though
Congrats. You played yourself.
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