I used to be happy, now used to be is all I've become.
29.10.2025 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@xirho2hero.bsky.social
I don't taste as good as I smell.
I used to be happy, now used to be is all I've become.
29.10.2025 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like a fucking failure
24.10.2025 11:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am filled with rage today.
06.10.2025 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks to The Little Victorian Boy on tiktok I now need a T-shirt that says "there is no dibs on dogshit you bitch"
05.10.2025 00:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can apparently pocket post on here lmao. I somehow posted "Fuck." Yesterday and I didn't even know I had the app even open! π
14.09.2025 16:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck.
13.09.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When the ADHD medicine wears off and the music starts up again.
29.08.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear Conservatives, 
Louderβ righter
I just want to go home and play stardew valley
21.07.2025 14:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my honest opinion the overly anti-religious are just as annoying as the overly religious.
Notice: I didn't say as "bad" I said as *annoying*
"I don't know any national secrets, I've got nothing to hide" is a new life motto
06.05.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"How is milk not beef broth?"
12.04.2025 14:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hanna: I'm going to make your self esteem dip.
My fat ass: *lights up* you're going to make me some dip!?
I really hate Thursdays
06.03.2025 12:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Squid is the cutest puppy in the whole wide world
04.03.2025 17:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't nobody tell her, since she doesn't use this app, but...
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I love my wife so much. She's such a cutie π I'm happy I married her. 
Remember; Just between yall and me.
I think Squid just growled the Star Trek tune.
20.02.2025 00:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's really hard to want to give a damn about getting my job done when management is going out of their way to make sure everything they touch turns to shit.
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