Captain Buzzface 💛🤍💜🖤

Harry Scrote
Groom
Ohio, County Marriages, 1789-2016

Foxbussy got me on a watchlist

The thing about bussy is- *runs away*

Boisterous bussy bandit

Big bouncin boobies boobed boobily

Call me Jesus of Nazareth the way I'm dying for these zyns

Drank 32 Carlsbergs and teleported to Latvia

In the clurb straight up committing sewer slide

Going to South Dakota and just shitting all over the place

Them maintenance fees ain't worth it brøther 🫡

This is what I'm calling my next album

Here I sit on the bus, tangled in wires.

My back hurts from carrying all this immense gock

My back hurts from carrying all this immense talent

Right, I'm on a RORO ferry drinking a latte

Where am I again?

I did it all for the Nuukie

I'm in Nuuk getting Nuukie

I'm in Geneva whipping my cock out at the McDonald's there

@captainbuzzface.bsky.social you're a lil bitch

I'm in Ireland getting turnt off that fertilizer anaconda

In the club gettin fucked up on boat mechanic

Fuck my stupid Baka life, I should be home absolutely plowing my beautiful wife

I have slept a total of like 16 hours this whole last week. Forgive me if I’m little off my rocker

I love going onto boats when I’m in cars. It’s like boat vore

Sitting in the bus that goes on the boat and listening to Andrew WK at 157dB

My song “flies” is actually about how I can shave my own back

Here I sit painting this fence. This sucks massive dong. Not in a fun way.

In Starbucks praying to bubble yaga that lightning strikes me dead next time I step foot in Alabama.

Hell yeah! We love to hear it!