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Black History Month Art Challenge
Day 1: Prince 🎵🎤
#bhm #art #prince #minnesota

The only flag I'll salute

@sprockey.bsky.social if there's anything I bet you'd appreciate it's this

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

We didn’t have reddit yet in the 90s but we did have Reddit Atheists. All of the ones I knew are hardcore right wing bible bashers now except for the one I used to jack off to hentai with- anyone who has seen cum shoot out of my penis KNOWS there is no god

Wish that was me getting caught in Sunday Funday for the NES so I can get good with God

brooooo this sucks they trapped my fat gay ass in a game cartridge like a creepy pasta

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see a blowjob post a blowjob, huh? finally I have something to add!!!

You’re gonna knock em right out

No, but really, look at this neurotic college-aged Minnesotan coming to destroy some dingy mall carpeting with a single cum-fart. I love this image so much. #i_hope_people_know_what_i_am_referencing_so_i_don’t_get_embarrassed

Damn… says here Epstein hated Castlevania 64… Thank god I think it’s a solid 7.5/10 game

Happy Birthday to @minusculetask.bsky.social !

Hard at work as always

Happy Birthday Dude!

me x2

December’s Substar Exclusive- My two furry Minnesotans are off in Australia (for some reason) having sex with some hot married couple who apparently don’t know they’re siblings. Wow! If you can’t jack off to this you MIGHT be dead, sorry you had to hear it from me

#furryart #nsfw #incest

But you just know he was downloading all the roms and reporting the sites to Nintendo when he was done

Nick goes down the rabbit hole...

Judy @nami955.bsky.social
Nick @interstellarincu.bsky.social

Krystal #Nsfwart

And now in 2026 #monkeyfication

Long hair Cindy strikes again 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

A naked rockruff in shoes

Puppies do look best naked in shoes, I don’t make the rules, @bedtimebuck.bsky.social makes incredible art and you should go support him!!!

#nsfw

Me and my girlfriend arguing over which one of us is going to drive to the hospital cuz we got cut up real bad making homemade ninja stars again

The two songs I do know are great so I will have to take this advice

This is disgusting and I love it

Wait I guess this place went bankrupt

What’s scary is it could happen to anyone

I love this drawing of her she’s like “look at me! My entire large intestine is flooded with semen!”

Of course but while I know it’s the perfect movie for any time of year others may need a bit of a reminder!