"I'm 40 years old; I can't be dealing with this" is such a mood
15.02.2026 07:21 β π 119 π 55 π¬ 0 π 0"I'm 40 years old; I can't be dealing with this" is such a mood
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Ready for a new kind of animal book? A wildlife wonder-guide, if you will?
GRIZZLED: Love Letters to 50 of North America's Least Understood Animals drops NEXT WEEK! Get a taste over at @slate.com, which has published my bald eagle chapter in full! π§ͺπ¦
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If scientists can find a secret new species hiding behind every known animal, surely any of us can find new friends where we don't expect them: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-fin... π§ͺ
25.02.2026 15:04 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is the world twice as diverse as we think? A recent study says that for every known vertebrate species, there might one more species hiding in plain sight: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-fin... π§ͺ
24.02.2026 15:58 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I had a dream last night that I was preparing for one last high-school soccer practice. Let it go, brain! We suck at soccer and those girls aren't going to be friends with us!
24.02.2026 15:18 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Picture of a page from Harriet the Spy, with the line "Writers don't care what they eat. They just care what you think of them" highlighted
My daughter checked out Harriet the Spy from the library at my suggestion, but now I'm worried she's going to learn too much
20.02.2026 20:41 β π 51 π 7 π¬ 2 π 2In my area we have both, but they seem to have the neighborhood carved up block-by-block! The pigeons live right around the subway stations. I always wonder whether their territories are truly exclusive.
18.02.2026 20:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
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Elana Meyers Taylor signs to her son: "Mommy won." π₯
#WinterOlympics
Handwritten card that says "Happy Valentine's Day! G+G" with an acrostic poem below: "Variation of cards Appetite of chocolate Love Excellent people Nice gifts Treasures Irresistable kindness No one being notty Egg salad"
"I couldn't think of anything for E." -my 9-year-old, after making this acrostic Valentine's card for her grandparents (she's not a perfectionist and I honestly love that for her)
17.02.2026 19:53 β π 24 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Now's your chance to snag the adorable UK edition of my book THE CREATURES' GUIDE TO CARING for 25% off! Preorder this week from @waterstones.bsky.social: www.waterstones.com/book/the-cre... π§ͺ
17.02.2026 16:11 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@joshgondelman.bsky.social and his wife can be a rhino and bird if they want! but they can also be a monogamous pair of titi monkeys, or geese, or porcupines, or storks, or termites...
17.02.2026 15:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Much more of that to come in my book this spring!
17.02.2026 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0But I'll put on my pedant pants and point out that monogamy is all over the place in nature. There are heaps of animalsβbirds, mammals, creepy crawliesβin long-term committed partnerships. (Not always vanilla, though, like the cockroach lovers who chew each other's wings off.) π§ͺ
17.02.2026 14:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Really enjoyed this @joshgondelman.bsky.social essay, no surprise! playboy.substack.com/p/love-can-l...
17.02.2026 14:37 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1four stick figures on sleds, one is sliding face first, face down, marked "skeleton", diagonally opposite to it is one sliding feet first, face up, marked "luge". The other two combinations are drawn and labeled with question marks
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
16.02.2026 19:08 β π 1105 π 251 π¬ 48 π 22Interesting pointβon the mainland the tortoises hatch in a balanced sex ratio (or female biased), so they know itβs not a climate change issue currently, but maybe a temperature anomaly a long time ago when the population was small could have made the difference.
16.02.2026 13:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0omg
15.02.2026 15:15 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0North Macedonia's "Snake Island" is home to vipers, birds, several ancient churches, and some tortoises so horny that they're literally driving themselves to extinction: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/s... by me!π§ͺ
14.02.2026 19:22 β π 31 π 8 π¬ 3 π 2I swear it wasn't on purpose that my latest story ran on Valentine's Day: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/s... π§ͺ
14.02.2026 14:57 β π 174 π 49 π¬ 8 π 8Just because we're born with the capacity for something doesn't mean we act on it.
14.02.2026 12:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Guess who got her first trade review?? www.publishersweekly.com/9780593657102 π§ͺ
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Your regular reminder that widespread reliance on AI, as currently configured, is fundamentally incompatible with a liberal democracy.
To be constantly urged to outsource our thinking to robots is to give away everything that makes us citizens:
Our morality.
Our cognition.
Our creativity.
I keep imagining being back in the studio where I recorded my audiobook last week. At first I thought this was Stockholm syndrome, but then I realized it's because I'm a mom and my fantasy is shutting myself into a noiseless box where no one can see or touch me and my work is taken seriously
12.02.2026 14:16 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0valentine-style graphic depicting a red octopus with text that reads "I'm a sucker for you!"
Share this Aquarium valentine with someone you love to have in your arms π π§‘
11.02.2026 19:10 β π 96 π 31 π¬ 3 π 2The one stupid arm move that ever male figure skater does at the end of his program is a metaphor for how you should delete the kicker to your story and stop talking one paragraph sooner.
10.02.2026 20:47 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes and yes, black-capped chickadee!
10.02.2026 19:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Your kids say 6-7 like it's a matter of life-and-death importance. But for humpback whales, following trends might actually help their populations survive in a warming world: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-sta... π§ͺ
09.02.2026 19:46 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0This week we're talking about recording an audiobook, humpback whale trends, and why you shouldn't judge your kid for the whole 6-7 thing: elizabethgpreston.substack.com/p/how-to-sta... π§ͺ
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