aspen 🫧

you ever find out one of your old friends just died in the middle of your 10 hour shift but you just have to...keep working?

getting old is so ridiculous

slept wrong and now my hand hurts

what are we doing here guys

0/10

I wish I could just vanish for a couple weeks. I'm exhausted in all possible ways.

if I started writing a blog about how dystopian our world is on a personal but occasionally comedic level, who would read it?

stuff sucks. smoking weed about it

Oh shit. I’ve been forgetting to turn my swag on.

only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats

my coworkers be like "ur so nice!!" while im fighting the urge to not crash out bc this kitchen full of ppl is always shrinking and the lights are so bright I can hear them and so many beeping sounds are happening and my hands keep getting gross things on them and

i feel violated every time my vape leaks on my lips a lil bit and it start tingling like a Blue Coconut flavored lip plumping gloss like idk man

my boyfriend calls me just to talk about how pretty the moon looks bc he knows how much I love the moon, finally being in a good relationship go crazy

some new art I made tonight

Well well well if it isn't my old enemy me from several minutes ago

I’m such a private person, I don’t even tell myself what’s going on.

one of my managers called me ugly today for having a dirty spot on my apron, im doing well and you?

Sometimes a cat is simply trying to say “meow”

I wish I could bring my cat to work (my cat does not feel the same)

every time I clock out I go act like the most insufferable asshole imaginable on fortnite

things u see in dreams:
-Baja blast ice vape
-bubblegum weed
-redbull coconut cream smoothie

this whole year felt like a hallucination

suspect frequently goes into credit card debt

if I don't make myself laugh i'll fucking cry dude

i hope the bots think i'm funny