wyatt dunkin

Gregg Turkington’s only opinion on the Kennedy assassination would be how rude it was for Oswald to hide from the police in that theater and that “that’s not really what movies are supposed to be used

A white platter filled with a thick breakfast sausage, scrambled eggs with mushrooms and spinach, hash browns, and a triangular slice of French toast

Denny's Bilbo's Breakfast Feast (2013-2014): Part of the promotional menu for "The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug", this platter featured honeycake French toast slices drizzled in honey, a massive sausage, hash browns, and eggs scrambled with cheddar, spinach and mushrooms

the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls

the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls

Frame #2315 from E07 A Miner Affair

An adorable raccoon.

popcorn pope

"More than a few people are saying that the art of cinema and the cinematic experience are in danger. I urge institutions not to give up, but to cooperate in affirming the social and cultural value of this activity," the Pope said.

This is crazy man. I'm not going to be able to get over this

Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love

what it’s like talking to film nerds

PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it

love that there’s a small subsection of 80s comedy nerds on the internet who are quietly pushing for them to release the full ending speech by john candyin PT&A. like snyder bros except for people who feel very passionately about caddyshack

I swear to god I dragged my parents to see this when I was 8 years old. I didn’t fail you, Mr Dante

Jacking off RFK Jr and his cum burns a hole through the floor like the alien blood in Alien

there he is… at last! william marvy!!!

What’s up homie

You know nothing of me.

To find the tower is my purpose. I’m sworn.

.@idriselba You want the Tower?

such kind eyes. a beautiful smile.

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Johnny! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan!

Johnny Carson: that is wild stuff

Your son was kind enough to offer us shelter.

some sort of ol’ fashioned jalopy noise

I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice

christmas is the best season of year cause it’s the only time that’s appropriate for me to play dumbass novelty songs that would normally get me yelled at

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one