Liam

Radiator pants - my favourite time of year!

Today at work I have sent 2 Blazing Saddles GIFs, advised a colleague to take their keyboard and place it somewhere potentially uncomfortable, threatened my manager with a good time, and spent an hour moving files from one person to another one at a time.

Couldn't it be a language issue? For example, most studies into the equivalent eras in China and India may simply not be available in English or overseas.

My good god, Yodel really are shit. Driver's been sitting in the same spot for an hour and a half. Apparently I'm 8 stop away.

Fun fact: There is no Go Fast function when mounted. BioWare couldn't get it to actually make the character go faster so just added visual effects and a run animation. Actual speed doesn't change.

A 1 hour long version of GCN Baby Park? Oh yes.

I'm 36 and it's been just over 18 years since I moved to England. Does this make me English now?

Guarantee that's just 14 hours of Saria's Song.

#switch2

a woman is looking out of a stained glass window at a cartoon character . ALT: a woman is looking out of a stained glass window at a cartoon character .

On Thursday I'll be smeared up against the window whenever I hear a van.

The Switch 2 release is 3 days away and I am AMPED. Can't wait to play Zelda 2 in 4K.

Birthday! 36 today and I woke up with a bad back and sore hip.

Send snacks and paracetamol.

Ugh, I need to get in shape. I'm slowly turning into an amorphous blob with hair, eyes, and teeth.

-Happy Scottish noises-

Anyone else's pet sit in a really weird way?

I call dibs on "lettucewithawig".

Ahhhh!

I've had to increase my Kindle's font size by two points so I can read it without my glasses on.

Is this my mid-30s? Just accepting my own deterioration?

It me.

Cher: If I could turn back time

Me: *happy velociraptor sounds*

I have genuine concerns about the #Duolingo owl.

Level 14 Shepherd Druids are insane. Got knocked out and summoned 4 Quetzalcoatlus. Coatli? #dnd

I've recently finished your Dark Tower series for the first time. I laughed heartily at your Trump jab.

Someone sent a 44MB email at 5pm and bricked the company. Send help. And wine.

It's stopped being "another day, another dollar" and started being "another day, another inconvenient ache"!

I'm in my 30s - everything goes too fast. I'm turning into Abe Simpson.

Can we go with "American pseudo-Christian"?

I'm so excited to build this!

I've definitely got the Wil Wheaton Dice Curse.