Jean-Paul Shartre

Non binary the way I love like a lesbian and freak like a gay man

Call me Her the way I’m straight Joaquin my Phoenix

Haha so no MR 13 in the picture?… aha

no you’re wearing GHOSTS

Damn girl call you trumps hotter son the way that womb Barron

God sends his cutest babies to his most ovulating male waitresses (me)

Imagine back shots and the bed is squeaking and you look back and it’s actually me a capella-ing the bed squeaks

I-

Whoever played ox and hex got me a lil wet ngl

I won’t make fun of soaking. I get it. I work 3 jobs I’m tired. Sometimes I don’t feel like doing all of that.

Call me the Eucharist the way I need to be bread till I wine

I will not be in a throuple unless we can call it the threetard

Mr Dogg you want me to do WHAT

Got to be related to the dots

Posted up grilling in my best friends ex boyfriends t shirt

No you can’t sleep over there’s not really any room for two people in my full sized bed plus I only have one pair of sick ass wolf jam jams so :/

Sometimes I’m like I miss boobs but like at what cost.

Remembering when I got bicep mogged by someone in full drag

It’s crazy when someone has a personality disorder but no personality

Sorry for responding “is this AI” to your nudes

Yeah I’m booning my benson I got lotion on my benson just absolutely booning it dummy style

Should I come out of my monkhood

Love the idea of a golden retriever boyfriend it’s like “hey here’s my r*tard boyfriend who won’t stfu”

Literally and sincerely yes

I love the new 28 years later movie because it finally combines my bffs love of movies that make them cry and my love of massive pringles can, forearm sized, uncut girthy cock

Call that a spicy Italian sub

Yeah this heat stroking me till I’m a whimpering puddle fr

I must be having consistent sex with Straight men the way I’m always just kind of having a beast infection 😎

Using my autism powers to score a 50 point word and blasting my opponents clothes clean tf off

Fighting the rise of purity culture by wearing legit the sluttiest outfit I’ve ever worn for a party today