Tim Heidecker

looks like shit.

Okay fine I’ll marry Rob Schneider. I can fix him.

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Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand

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Anyone who doesn’t know about NSPM-7 don’t feel bad.
Our mainstream news decided to basically not report it.

I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis

Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.

Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.

A man wearing a black-and-white patterned jacket with a red zipper sits in the back seat of a car, looking at the camera, with bright daylight coming through the window behind them.

36-year-old Nicaraguan national Victor Manuel Diaz died in ICE custody on Jan. 14 at Camp East Montana in El Paso.

The Texas Nicaraguan Community on FB reports that his mom last heard from him on Jan. 6, when he told her he was planning to go to Minneapolis to start work in a restaurant. 1/3

This is sick bald faced provable lying.

I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.

Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.

These guys all repeat the same playbook as Trump--Bovino, Miller, Vance, Bondi, ICE--to lie as shamelessly as possible, 180 degrees away from the truth, and win the war of attrition against everyone else. That's why it works. Everyone else has to be more stubborn in response, starting with the press

Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin.

Here is a photo he used for several accounts.

ICE / DHS employees: I know there’s way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. I’ll protect your anonymity

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez: (202) 225-3536 Jared Golden: (202) 225-6306 Laura Gillen: (202) 225-5516 Vicente Gonzales: (202) 225-2531 Tom Suozzi: (202) 225-3335 Don Davis: (202) 225-3101 Henry Cuellar: (202) 225-1640

These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today.

Phone numbers in alt text.

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now):

-If you work for ICE.
-If you vote for money for ICE.

You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

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I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.

I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.

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By the end of the week horses will speak English.