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tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered

hey girl are you pre op or post op (lobotomy)

t4t is like incest

incest is like t4t

I'm afraid it's goated

we're going to have to start the degoating operation immediately

those RGBoobs

jesus christ i love waking up with tits

oh i see. i'll need a demonstration. im a hands-on learner btw

im down. do i have to bring my own fleshlight?

i'm organizing a field dildo cleanup day, we're gonna go around and pull them up by the suction cups. would u like to join us? it counts as community service

guys i know the field dildos are beautiful but they're invasive and are choking out the native butt plug population

opening my combination sandwich shop, post office and woodwind instrument store,

subs, missives and reedables

tragic news tonight as three teenage girls were rushed to the hospital after huffing girl smell, they were found to have "lesbian lung", a terminal condition only recently medically discovered

she say do you love me i tell her i am farting

i wish italy was real 😔

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