You are contractually obligated
03.03.2026 03:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You are contractually obligated
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I have never wanted a ritual sacrifice stone slab turned dining table more in my life
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Just finger fucked my creatine so hard looking for the scoop and it didn’t come with one
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27.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 641 🔁 19 💬 9 📌 1Yes
26.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I dropped something… in my bio ;)
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Happy birthday to my red hot husbin 💋 @obscureverses.bsky.social
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Hung over :(
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20.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I want the traitors to win and love the deception
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Whoopsie daisy yoo hoo
19.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 1548 🔁 82 💬 15 📌 2White feather hawk tail deer hunter has me by the pussy
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But
17.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 926 🔁 58 💬 13 📌 2What are Sunday scaries? I don’t think I’ve ever been terrified on a Sunday
16.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Same. Also love having Rachel back on tv. And can’t not mention Jennifer, they are so good. Amanda is an incredible delusional villain
15.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dorit has changed a lot… she’s drinking her vodka with carcasses in….
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Back in Chicago
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LA Friday and my sculpture still isn’t done :)
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You’ve seen mine but here is a pic I took while visiting wood’s hole.
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I’m from Massachusetts
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Parks and rec before bed :)
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27.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 941 🔁 44 💬 8 📌 4Do you think Jimmy Fallon has secrets
27.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Combed combing combeth
22.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pronounced comb
22.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I say cum and not nut
22.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 100 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 1Heated Rivalry but it’s me and my inner saboteur
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