alli🦝

alli🦝

@xenomorphspit.bsky.social

thanks 4 coming

237 Followers 40 Following 19 Posts Joined Nov 2024
11 months ago

standin in the seattle airport charging my headphones at one of those breakfast bar ass things feelin like the monkey boy from the apple store

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1 year ago

Unpopular opinion…people love to say that SW isn’t alt and that the career is mainstream in order to minimize the ongoing stigmatization and violence against SWers.

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1 year ago

love thinking im emotionally stable until my favored kombucha brand changes the shape of their bottle

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1 year ago

whoever came up with the name for wellbutrin had rent due the next day

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1 year ago

ugh

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1 year ago

how do you find people to follow on here i feel like i can’t get the hang of the explore feature

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1 year ago
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WAL MART OIL CHANGE

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1 year ago

i should be able to vote in the election on the dominos app

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1 year ago

going to work still with everything going on and going to the grocery store and getting dinner with a friend and doing laundry and doing the dishes and remembering to pay your credit card bill and

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1 year ago

a butler but just someone who follows me around and lets me know if i smell too much like weed

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1 year ago

smoking an eighth by 7am over the state of the world rn send help

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1 year ago

anora the character lover anora the movie hater

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1 year ago

finding god in lettrboxd reviews get on my fucking level

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1 year ago

deny depose defend tramp stamp immediately

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1 year ago

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

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1 year ago

zero plans other than eating chinese food and antiquing today life is fucking good folks

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1 year ago

i get the counter argument but if you’re a lyft driver and i get into your car with over the head headphones in and it’s 7am……….get the hint and stfu

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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My buddy kizzy is here and I gave him a cracker.

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

where are all the hello kitty aesthetic accounts strike 1 bluesky

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1 year ago

also eve is dead long live eve (just the name)

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1 year ago

getting really stoned and walking to the gas station really is up there in life’s greatest pleasures for me tbh

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1 year ago

wikihow for coming back to your online presence after ghosting everyone and everything for 6 months

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