The Martin Hartwell Story

The Martin Hartwell Story

@brettwalkers.bsky.social

#alttext on profile picture There is no problem with your fune. That is me with my shirt wrapped on my head, silhouetted near a tree, wandering around in the Sacred Valley of Peru.

973 Followers 737 Following 755 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 hours ago

How many men on a hockey team?

About half of them.

#HeatedRivals

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It takes one to know one.

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Pollution, not bombs.

#freeIran #MakeStinkNotWar

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📷 Portrait of Bekir Sıddık Bey, Chief of the Karakeçili Tribe, 1895.

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🔥🔥🔥💯👍 Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni:
"Italy will withdraw the army from US led adventure in Middle East and will not participate in the war against Iran" #cdnpoli

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“Canada would be wise to break with U.S. foreign policy, as Jean Chrétien was commended for doing with the Iraq war. Canada is known for diplomacy, and we take pride in having invented peacekeeping. We neither negotiate with nor support terrorists, even if they live next door.”

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"I'm being charged with a CRIME?!?"

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#caturday
clingy cats

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Conan Travels - "Conan visits the Canadian Border" - 2/13/04 YouTube video by Inflatable Conan

They'll send Conan to mock our customs.

youtu.be/5jSZ5REYJKs?...

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15 hours ago

I imagine that playing on Hockey Night in Canada was the equivalent to getting on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

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17 hours ago

55% at 2323.

Fuck you

March 13 2026

My synchronicities are on point.

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18 hours ago

I wonder if there were nice beaches on the coast of Iran.

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19 hours ago
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I'm Being PHASED OUT So I'll Go as Long as Can but It's Getting BAD | Professor of Rock YouTube video by Professor of Rock

Rock n Roll

#OnlyAMemoryNow

youtu.be/DamNiKDI4mw?...

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19 hours ago

Gender reveal parties happen after the two parents reveal their genders to each other.

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19 hours ago

Ellen "Be Kind" Degenerates

#OnlyAMemoryNow

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Being in public is #OnlyAMemoryNow

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Pic of two boys fishing off a log sticking out over a creek, and one of them has hooked into a giant octopus.

#OnlyAMemoryNow The two kids who went fishing in the creek, and disappeared without a trace back in 1952.

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Late Night Zoom Interviews

#OnlyAMemoryNow

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Tiger King
#OnlyAMemoryNow

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FlavourTown
#OnlyAMemoryNow

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Doctor Fauci

#OnlyAMemoryNow

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19 hours ago

Jiann Gomeshi

#OnlyAMemoryNow

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20 hours ago

#OnlyAMemoryNow is tonight's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame !

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🎂 Happy Birthday Week, Pharaoh Hatshepsut !!

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19 hours ago

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog decided found it was better to have a hand up his ass than a bullet in his heart.

...for him to poop on!!!

RiP Kristee Knope

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Currently working on processing orders, it’s been a wild roller coaster of a day today. All orders are going to be shipped off Monday.

Remember I have 100s of products available and everything is 55% off, shop my 🔗 ⬇️
🛍️ ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...

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1 day ago

Processing orders now, please check out my pinned post for my 55% off clear out sale 🙏🏽

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1 day ago

We went from Welcome Overseas Guest to Everyone is Welcome!

Search out a stage play in Australia named WOG Story.

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