Avery

“Noninertial” um, you mean ertial?

Oh right, it makes sense that, and I’m allowed to be, high strung and paranoid.

They really are out to get me. Or at least, they say they are.

Fuck it. Ginny Weasley for halloween.

The fierce phallic wizard duel between Magic Johnson and Richard Powers.

I’d like to think there‘s a group of flat earthers who are the kindest, most pragmatic, and funniest people because they exclusively read Pratchett’s Discworld.

Fifth Elephant actually so crazy good it was one I had only read once but on reread its just amazing. Every character is caught between worlds. Except detritus he just be firin a crossbow and having a heart of gold. man simply does not miss. gnu

Im thinking maybe our way back in this is like, techno-necromancy 1000000 years from now by a more benevolent kinda being. We‘ll get a chance to play out… eventually.

Pictured: my virginity (still sealed)

This dog leash and collar left behind on the park bench I’m eating at calling to me like the green goblin mask rn.

What if the reason I find dolls so attractive is that in my heart of hearts I’m a conservative politician?

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“Hard Maybe” is a band name for enbies, I need a yes or a no.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust a topologist who hasn’t worn women’s clothes, or at least clasped a necklace on themselves.

Similarly, I wouldn’t trust an economist who doesn’t bake.

Walked by Sisyphus the other day. He seemed like he was doin alright. He saw I was alone and offered to walk me home.

Wise Old Man is just his name. His parents gave him that name.

Captain Jack Sparrow: “You need to find yourself a girl, mate”
Me finding myself, a girl: D

Me on the phone, rummaging through a bag of holding: “Yeah mom I just can’t find it”

My mom, exasperated through the phone: “Well just, dig, deeper”

Idk what’s worse: that being sad didn’t change anything or that being happy didn’t change anything.

Girl1: Oh, I like your hair ribbon!

Girl2: Thank you, it makes me feel like I’m a Witch!

Girl1: But you *are* a Witch…

Girl2: Yeah, but being a Witch doesn’t make me *feel* like being a Witch; it’s wearing the ribbon that does.

Ribbon: <Is cute and dark and shimmery>

Allllll the pretty girls out today.
Wait a minute. *Im* out today.

Girl with skeleton key but also the key to the door she’s about to open: “hmm, do I use my skeleton key for this?”

Clown on me if you want but I did not know Ethel Cain was trans.

Like a hyperbolic time chamber for terrible social interactions.

Slippi is cool cause it lets strangers just fucking grind making the worst possible first impressions over and over again.

this was really about the corporatization of media.

Similarly, there are people who wish me harm, because of what I am, and there are people who wish me well, because of who I am.

It’s also great cause you get to see the turmoil and drama of it all play out on the outermost persons face as they get to spend the entire time leading up to the intersection point figuring out exactly how much the people they are with care about their space and comfort.

Kinda love walking the opposite direction of a group of people on the street and seeing their group dynamic play out in real time as they either make room for each other, fall back, push forward, or force their outermost member to brush my shoulder. No lying here, only the honesty of instincts.

fr bein trans is like bein Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates but you wake up every morning falling back in love with yourself instead of Adam Sandler.

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