Lorelei! 💜

This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

iykyk

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

A hand sewn stuffed green owl. He has long legs and looks like he is either very tired or very high.

You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

I'd like to apologize to the tranwoman I migendered yeterday. A you can ee, thi key broke off my keyboard. causing a "he" by mitake. I know that not an excue, and I'm orry for migendering him.

i went to repost this one the other day and was genuinely upset to learn it never made its way to bluesky

I know trans women are women because we take much more aesthetic dick pics than men

REALLY HAS TO PEE GF Are you serious, you have to pee AGAIN?? I told you not to drink all that monster before we went out! You were just in the bathroom like 45 minutes ago! We have a really good spot, are you sure you can't just hold it for the first set? *sigh* okay let's find the bathrooms

hashtag RELATABLE amirite girls

relationships where the woman is taller than the woman

just in case u were curious about whether or not his dosage was actually non-feminizing

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

in my 20s: i’ll sleep when im dead

in my 30s: any minute now 🥱

hey guys check this out

Sherma if he locked tf in

putting acid on my waffles and experiencing eggo death

only a true visionary would know that "doing things" is harder than "thinking about doing things"

I love the people who think there won't be a backlash to this because that wouldn't be fair to poor data center owners :(

@KillaKreww MrBeast had a contestant TRAPPED inside a BURNING house to win $500,000 in his new video [link] @MrBeast This blew up, if you're curious obviously we had ventilation for the smoke and a kill switch to cut off the fires. We had professionals test this extensively and the guy in the video as stated is a professional stunt man. I take safety more serious than you could ever imagine.

Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.

oh wow the thing everyone has been saying the whole time

2 skeletons, on left with veins, arteries, lymph nodes as they are in the body; on right with them being represented as straight cables like in the arranged neatly next to each other like in a server room

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

low resolution of a field of bright green grass with several rabbits sitting around, captioned "This world is inhabited by creatures known as Bunnies"

This owns extremely hard. If by some absolute calamity of fate I found myself on a state supreme court, I would just entertain myself writing opinions that ended with "oh also this is all under state law, independent of what federal law says, so you don't have jurisdiction to reverse me"

dudes rock

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

it's just a fact. you can't have a global hegemon who every few years is at risk of electing a lunatic government that will undo treaties, start murdering people in international waters on a whim, stop aid programs, and slap wanton tariffs on the world capriciously. we have no credibility anymore