missmeatpockets

idk what’s going on but i’m on your side

stahhp ya’ll are gonna make me weep in my hormonal state! i hope you’re all super proud of this, you deserve it!

okay but like… do you? 👀

@mika.rip
@ashleyroboto.com
@katskratchh.bsky.social

omg congrats queen!!!

“so what are your hobbies?”
ummm…

okay, i need to know what all is on these

you’re gonna kill it, rooting for you dr. vic!!

happiest of birthdays 💖

my hero 😭

girl i saw that in chat and my jaw dropped

i need this game more than i need air

🏃‍♀️

is this my sign that I need a slutty lil thigh tat?

my body is fighting sleep like a fucking toddler

wait, i’m only one state away chrismelSideeye

happy borthday crumbus

things that make me sad: cutting my nails down 😕

🫂

fun fact: this is STILL my phone’s wallpaper

having a uterus is honestly kind of an L

how old was everyone when they learned that baby carrots are just shaved down normal carrots and not tiny, adorable carrots that just grow that way?

what the fuck is up, kyle?

me seeing all the communities bluesky posts this week has me like

🫂

AYYYYYYYY

daaaaamn, lmk if you need a wife (respectfully)

meet up at the sbarro

people who get their panties in a twist over people enjoying things need a labububotomy