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calling any and all IUD havers, im getting one this week and im lowkey terrified. please hit me up will all your GOOD stories (please no bad stories im scared enough as it is) ty ily 🖤🖤🖤

im just a sleepy little guy why am i being forced to wake up every day

girl just watch legally blonde real quick

oh i could FUCK UP a deep 'n delicious rn specifically when its still a little frozen 🤤🤤🤤

TATERTOTTTTTT

cant wait for the day she d*es <3

anyone that has been in a call with me in the last two weeks has heard me scream about how much i hate schedule 1 AND IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THE GAMES DOWNFALL RN!!!! im tired of shit ass unfunny games made by shit ass unfunny people getting popular for no reason (only up type shit) play good games

literally almost fell asleep in a call THREE HOURS AGO

how did i get so lucky with the most amazing friends 🥹🥹🥹

Assuming you're not intentionally a transphobe, please just ditch Harry Potter. There's plenty of much, MUCH better-written fantasy made by authors who aren't absolute shit.

And if you ARE intentionally a transphobe, kindly either fuck off or educate yourself, whichever you're capable of.

i dislike you

NO LITERALLYYYYYYYY my therapist and i have been talking about not just healing my inner child but also my inner little shit rebellious teenager. bros annoying as fuck lowkey tho

im just so tired yknow?

I MISS BEING ABLE TO LIVE ON MY OWN 😡😡😡😭😭😭

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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also check out smartvoting.ca to see who has the best chance of beating the conservatives in your riding! fuck doug ford

need you to know seeing this post is what made me join stream and watch the second half of the show

RIPPIN 4' GOOD

DAY 2

$100K?!

twitch.tv/chrismelberger

can i say i genuinely thought that first photo was kit connor for a second?? you ate that lowkey

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Lots of Fortnite, Vinyl Giveaways,
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i love you

screenshot of me timing out chillmuri_ in chat for 1 second

erm yeah i think im starting to like this whole mod thing

BROTHER LMAOOOOOOOOO

god your wife is just so much cooler than you 🥰

does anyone mind if i'm desperately in love with you or??????

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i love my silly little corner of the internet

as if i needed the reminder that you're hot and have great opinions

i know it's not the same as a shower but a baby wipe/sink shower might give you just a little relief until the plumber shows up 🖤🖤 also i promise no one notices if you smell as much as we notice ourselves!