Jared

Is there a word for the feeling you get when you finish using a bathroom stall and someone goes in it directly after you

I forgot about this being constantly uttered in corporate/working environments around late 1st term Trump and Covid - today we had an agency wide all hands work meeting and the phrase “uncertain times” was used damn near every other sentence

Need to go yell chicken jockey at the movie theater to feel better after a tough few weeks

Noooo Icarus don’t fly into the sun you’re too sexy to die from your own hubris

your firstborn child, a breathtaking view of the mountains or ocean, sunrise on a long vacation - nothing compares to seeing this banana show up in your shop.

Was told by my doctor I was the healthiest patient she’s seen today but uhhhh my appointment was at 7:45 in the morning. Gonna come back at the end of day and check in on my award. I’m a competitor at heart

I really thought it was gonna be Accelerationism. Thomas is a good one though

Didn’t answer all the questions. Disqualified, plus L, plus doorbell ringer, plus ratio

Smokin cigs for Jesus

I’m right here buddy it’s ok. Just close your eyes

tf

Fine but I better not see you at any dive bars or hockey games. We’re gatekeeping in 2025

I got 7th place at Winter Showdown for SF6.

Unsurprisingly, all I can think about is how I can do better and climb even higher. But I should take a moment to look back at my journey and appreciate how far I’ve come. From 0-2 last year to Top 8 of a stacked tourney. Here’s to even better results!

The new lady Gaga song kinda got me into a pop girlie phase. Revisiting lots of Chappell, Phoebe Bridgers, Billie, etc. Nobody will ever sell me on Sabrina Carpenter though. Sorry

Ok but don’t let it stop you from flying to Denver soon

This is unspeakably tone deaf, unprofessional, cruel, INCORRECT, and dangerous. I plan to fly a lot this year and I can’t help but feel incredibly nervous now that this administration has influence over the FAA. ATCs are fucking hero’s man, HOW COULD YOU BE THIS EVIL.

I really appreciate the AI leaving a note about how this is all just “creatively” made up nonsense. Thanks Google AI. I will now scroll down 2 millimeters and read through actually useful information pertaining to my question.

ughhh guess I’ll just “communicate” and “discuss recommendations” or something like that. We can figure it out. Maybe.

Who’s got a GoodReads account? I wanna follow (if you even do that) people on there and find more book recommendations. I’ve made a late goal to read more in 2025. Hoping to finish at least a couple books a month.

Or if there is a better book rating and recommendations app/creator/space lmk. ✌🏻📖

TWITTER STINKS. is anyone using this? hello?

a lot of ppl asking questions about this

If u put ranch on wings, you don’t deserve wings

working on some T-shirt ideas

obligatory is this thing on